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Re: Question for billy van ward [Re: Davedave] #13741503 10/23/20 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Davedave
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BVW, I must say my mental image of you has evolved with each dissertation you compose. As you delve deeper into the abyss we adoringly refer to as the OT, you have morphed from a pontifical, well-read, learned egotist into Sheldon Cooper with a limp. But I will say I have rather enjoyed the odyssey you have so skillfully navigated us on these past couple of days. Please feel free to continue this sublime peregrination you have consecrated for us wee plebeians that traipse the OT on a diurnal basis....

not to shabby for 6 years of high school......

I told you already. I like funny Uglyschtick better. I don’t like smart, or deep, or even reasonable Uglyschtick.


I saw three Bigfoots in Hochotown Oklahoma last week.... is that the right plural? or would it be Bigfeet?


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Re: Question for billy van ward [Re: UGLYSHCTICK] #13741504 10/23/20 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by UGLYSHCTICK
Originally Posted by Davedave
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BVW, I must say my mental image of you has evolved with each dissertation you compose. As you delve deeper into the abyss we adoringly refer to as the OT, you have morphed from a pontifical, well-read, learned egotist into Sheldon Cooper with a limp. But I will say I have rather enjoyed the odyssey you have so skillfully navigated us on these past couple of days. Please feel free to continue this sublime peregrination you have consecrated for us wee plebeians that traipse the OT on a diurnal basis....

not to shabby for 6 years of high school......

I told you already. I like funny Uglyschtick better. I don’t like smart, or deep, or even reasonable Uglyschtick.


I saw three Bigfoots in Hochotown Oklahoma last week.... is that the right plural? or would it be Bigfeet?


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Re: Question for billy van ward [Re: BillyVanWard] #13741506 10/23/20 08:21 PM
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I bought 84 king snakes. I hand them out to people who sufficiently impress me.

Re: Question for billy van ward [Re: elcoyote, esq.] #13741512 10/23/20 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by BillyVanWard
There's that pesky hatred of words thing again. I challenge you to find one post of mine that you can reduce to 50%, much less 5% and still convey the same information, windbag.


Lemme give this a shot...

Originally Posted by RO519 reducing BillyVanWard post
Hey guys, this grill is really great. I bought one a while back and love it. I think some of y’all may really like it.

Amazing Grill
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How did I do? I even included a picture...


Fightin' Texas Aggie '14

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Re: Question for billy van ward [Re: UGLYSHCTICK] #13741517 10/23/20 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by UGLYSHCTICK
BVW, I must say my mental image of you has evolved with each dissertation you compose. As you delve deeper into the abyss we adoringly refer to as the OT, you have morphed from a pontifical, well-read, learned egotist into Sheldon Cooper with a limp. But I will say I have rather enjoyed the odyssey you have so skillfully navigated us on these past couple of days. Please feel free to continue this sublime peregrination you have consecrated for us wee plebeians that traipse the OT on a diurnal basis....

not to shabby for 6 years of high school......


The first part of that is really good. You have talent.


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I bought 84 king snakes. I hand them out to people who sufficiently impress me.


Change the 84 to 1 and you're spot on. Got a Nuevo Leon aka "variable" for my great nephew, for he sufficiently impressed me.

Are you big on gifting to people who don't impress you?


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Re: Question for billy van ward [Re: BillyVanWard] #13741528 10/23/20 08:40 PM
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Hey BVW, would you please gift us with a sample of your tasty guitar work? Many music fans admired the EVH‘s guitar playing, but now that he’s no longer with us, there’s a job opening for guitar god. Since you shared a little about how innovative your playing is, you may be the one.

NOTE - In case your record company, or marketing team or band mates block you from posting your work - as backup, would you please just re-tell your entire history regarding the times you’ve seen Blue Oyster Cult in concert?


So, even the BOC post wadded your thong the wrong way, eh?

Maybe my only purpose was to elicit a quip about undergarment care, written in Canadian.

Re: Question for billy van ward [Re: RO519] #13741532 10/23/20 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by RO519 reducing BillyVanWard post
Hey guys, this grill is really great. I bought one a while back and love it. I think some of y’all may really like it.

How did I do? I even included a picture...


You did poorly (still convey the same information). Regarding my OP, here's why:

1) The picture is readily available.
2) Much information is left out from the OP that many consider helpful and actually elicited inquiries for *GASP* more information! That alone speaks VOLUMES.
3) If there anything wrong with indicating I liked it so much I've been giving them to friends?
4) Is there anything wrong with indicating how much it's been used? Lots of good stuff goes teats-up far too soon, sometimes a week after the warranty peters out. Do you also feel the number of hours on an outboard is useless info, or is merely acknowledging its existence, your favoring of it, and throwing in a pic plenty fine???
5) Is there anything wrong with indicating how much food it holds? Might people care about such a thing.
6) Is suggesting a dish most don't even realize exists also somehow wrong? Seriously, those lamb ribs make people geek out.
7) Is indicating how much money it can save people who like BBQ and buy it prepared wrong?
8) Is advising how cheap and easy to obtain the pellets are bad?
9) Is a suggestion on how to make the already-mighty ribeye beef steak even better bad?
10) Is explaining how nicely portable it is also bad?
11) Is mentioning how it's so wickedly killer that it booted my beloved 4x4 from the favorite machine throne, a truly impressive feat, also to be scorned?

Kindly enlighten me.

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Re: Question for billy van ward [Re: BillyVanWard] #13741546 10/23/20 08:56 PM
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Regarding the first point, you are confusing anger with disbelief.


Kindly indulge me with a bit of insight on this.

Are you in disbelief because:

1) You feel I'm too deficient to succeed in investing, or
2) You feel that it's impossible or very difficult to successfully day trade.

One, the other, or a mix of the two must be the right answer.

Discuss.


The correct answer is both 1 and 2. 2018 was not a very good year for the market while 2019 was excellent. Send a pic of your December brokerage statements for both years showing how you outperformed an appropriate benchmark. Should be easy enough for you to mask the personal info.

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Originally Posted by RO519
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There's that pesky hatred of words thing again. I challenge you to find one post of mine that you can reduce to 50%, much less 5% and still convey the same information, windbag.


Lemme give this a shot...

Originally Posted by RO519 reducing BillyVanWard post
Hey guys, this grill is really great. I bought one a while back and love it. I think some of y’all may really like it.

Amazing Grill
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How did I do? I even included a picture...

roflmao

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roflmao


Might you have anything to say about my rebuttal, or did you not manage to make it down that far?

Few things are more sad and repugnant than people who mock information.


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Re: Question for billy van ward [Re: elcoyote, esq.] #13741594 10/23/20 09:50 PM
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Mark me down as #TeamBillyVanWard.

Billy has delivered a little invigoration to the room.


#samesies


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What if Shingles got a degree in prison and this is what we are getting now?

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What if Shingles got a degree in prison and this is what we are getting now?


I'm thinking BVW is the illegitimate father of Shingles and CatBoss

Re: Question for billy van ward [Re: BillyVanWard] #13741619 10/23/20 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by BillyVanWard
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I bought 84 king snakes. I hand them out to people who sufficiently impress me.


Change the 84 to 1 and you're spot on. Got a Nuevo Leon aka "variable" for my great nephew, for he sufficiently impressed me.

Are you big on gifting to people who don't impress you?

I don't gift anything to anyone any more, whether they sufficiently impress me or not.

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