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Re: well how the heck did that happen? [Re: Frank the Tank] #13306992 10/10/19 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
Originally Posted by Kentucky
Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
Originally Posted by Gusick
Condoms are sooooo 1990s.

I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things .


It's like taking a shower with your socks on,,, just dont feel right


I wear one when i have a big presentation....... just to psyche myself up that good things are gonna happen


Phrasing, Frank.


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Re: well how the heck did that happen? [Re: Frank the Tank] #13307004 10/10/19 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
Originally Posted by Kentucky
Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
Originally Posted by Gusick
Condoms are sooooo 1990s.

I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things .


It's like taking a shower with your socks on,,, just dont feel right


I wear one when i have a big presentation....... just to psyche myself up that good things are gonna happen

Whatever works I guess roflmao

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Re: well how the heck did that happen? [Re: Frank the Tank] #13307006 10/10/19 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
Originally Posted by Kentucky
Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
Originally Posted by Gusick
Condoms are sooooo 1990s.

I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things .


It's like taking a shower with your socks on,,, just dont feel right


I wear one when i have a big presentation....... just to psyche myself up that good things are gonna happen

So how big is this presentation ?

Re: well how the heck did that happen? [Re: hopalong] #13307021 10/10/19 03:09 AM
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I blame the olds
Those independent living complexes are swinging with freaky deaky.


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Re: well how the heck did that happen? [Re: CCTX] #13307028 10/10/19 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by CCTX
I blame the olds
Those independent living complexes are swinging with freaky deaky.


Any of these near Liquor City? Asking for a friend.


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Re: well how the heck did that happen? [Re: hopalong] #13307034 10/10/19 03:27 AM
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Best analogy I've heard.
Wearing a condom is like eating at a five star restaurant with a sock on your tongue.

Re: well how the heck did that happen? [Re: hopalong] #13307041 10/10/19 03:37 AM
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I can think of a few really good reasons to use condoms just from this one thread, besides the diseases.

Re: well how the heck did that happen? [Re: CCTX] #13307049 10/10/19 03:55 AM
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Originally Posted by CCTX
I blame the olds
Those independent living complexes are swinging with freaky deaky.

There is actually some truth to this. STDs are rising among seniors!

https://www.aarp.org/health/conditions-treatments/info-2017/std-exposure-rises-older-adults-fd.html

Re: well how the heck did that happen? [Re: hopalong] #13307058 10/10/19 04:06 AM
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Viagra is a helluva drug.


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Re: well how the heck did that happen? [Re: Mike@972] #13307063 10/10/19 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike@972
Originally Posted by CCTX
I blame the olds
Those independent living complexes are swinging with freaky deaky.

There is actually some truth to this. STDs are rising among seniors!

https://www.aarp.org/health/conditions-treatments/info-2017/std-exposure-rises-older-adults-fd.html



Because of cougars. Those dirty old ladies are screwing around with college guys and they get what they get.

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Originally Posted by Mike@972
Originally Posted by CCTX
I blame the olds
Those independent living complexes are swinging with freaky deaky.

There is actually some truth to this. STDs are rising among seniors!

https://www.aarp.org/health/conditions-treatments/info-2017/std-exposure-rises-older-adults-fd.html



My uncle is about 75 and he has a milk run of 5-6 olds he services about once every two weeks! Guess I better tell him to get checked out. LOL

Re: well how the heck did that happen? [Re: Bob Davis] #13307110 10/10/19 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Bob Davis
Originally Posted by CCTX
I blame the olds
Those independent living complexes are swinging with freaky deaky.


Any of these near Liquor City? Asking for a friend.



just out of decatur, Wildwood Naturist's Resort.

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Re: well how the heck did that happen? [Re: hopalong] #13307172 10/10/19 11:49 AM
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Blame it on the “OLDS”. roflmao


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Re: well how the heck did that happen? [Re: Kentucky] #13307186 10/10/19 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Kentucky
Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
Originally Posted by Gusick
Condoms are sooooo 1990s.

I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things .


It's like taking a shower with your socks on,,, just dont feel right


Better that, then getting fungus on your feet from the public shower.

Between this and getting accused of rape if she doesn't like the dinner choice, I'm glad I'm married and out of the game!


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