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 Re: well how the heck did that happen?
[Re: Frank the Tank]
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10/10/19 02:32 AM
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Duck_Hunter
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Condoms are sooooo 1990s. I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things . It's like taking a shower with your socks on,,, just dont feel right I wear one when i have a big presentation....... just to psyche myself up that good things are gonna happen Phrasing, Frank.
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Re: well how the heck did that happen?
[Re: Frank the Tank]
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10/10/19 02:46 AM
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Nickbyrd
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Condoms are sooooo 1990s. I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things . It's like taking a shower with your socks on,,, just dont feel right I wear one when i have a big presentation....... just to psyche myself up that good things are gonna happen Whatever works I guess 
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Re: well how the heck did that happen?
[Re: Frank the Tank]
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10/10/19 02:48 AM
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ko bass attack 27
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Condoms are sooooo 1990s. I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things . It's like taking a shower with your socks on,,, just dont feel right I wear one when i have a big presentation....... just to psyche myself up that good things are gonna happen So how big is this presentation ?
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Re: well how the heck did that happen?
[Re: hopalong]
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10/10/19 03:09 AM
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CCTX
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I blame the olds
Those independent living complexes are swinging with freaky deaky.
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Re: well how the heck did that happen?
[Re: CCTX]
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10/10/19 03:19 AM
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Bob Davis
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I blame the olds
Those independent living complexes are swinging with freaky deaky. Any of these near Liquor City? Asking for a friend.
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Re: well how the heck did that happen?
[Re: hopalong]
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10/10/19 03:27 AM
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TxBassSniper
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Best analogy I've heard.
Wearing a condom is like eating at a five star restaurant with a sock on your tongue.
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Re: well how the heck did that happen?
[Re: hopalong]
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10/10/19 03:37 AM
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rj74955
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I can think of a few really good reasons to use condoms just from this one thread, besides the diseases.
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Re: well how the heck did that happen?
[Re: hopalong]
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10/10/19 04:06 AM
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CCTX
mapquest
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Viagra is a helluva drug.
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Re: well how the heck did that happen?
[Re: Mike@972]
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10/10/19 04:11 AM
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Gusick
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Because of cougars. Those dirty old ladies are screwing around with college guys and they get what they get.
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Re: well how the heck did that happen?
[Re: Mike@972]
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10/10/19 04:14 AM
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TxBassSniper
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My uncle is about 75 and he has a milk run of 5-6 olds he services about once every two weeks! Guess I better tell him to get checked out. LOL
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Re: well how the heck did that happen?
[Re: Bob Davis]
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10/10/19 09:22 AM
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hopalong
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I blame the olds
Those independent living complexes are swinging with freaky deaky. Any of these near Liquor City? Asking for a friend. just out of decatur, Wildwood Naturist's Resort. https://www.google.com/maps/uv?hl=en&pb=!1s0x864d8c48fd9d9f87%3A0xeaf7d8865955ccdf!2m22!2m2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i20!16m16!1b1!2m2!1m1!1e1!2m2!1m1!1e3!2m2!1m1!1e5!2m2!1m1!1e4!2m2!1m1!1e6!3m1!7e115!4shttps%3A%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipPkP5hWgQwzHl_YfpvMuPQ404Xlj0pQCe_1Lu8o%3Dw325-h218-n-k-no!5srowlett%20tx%20nudist%20camp%20-%20Google%20Search!15sCAQ&imagekey=!1e10!2sAF1QipPkP5hWgQwzHl_YfpvMuPQ404Xlj0pQCe_1Lu8o
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Re: well how the heck did that happen?
[Re: hopalong]
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10/10/19 11:49 AM
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T Bird
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Blame it on the “OLDS”.
Okie by birth, Texan by choice. ![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2021/01/full-47849-80883-111.jpg) USAF "Thunderbirds" Alumni 1985-1989
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Re: well how the heck did that happen?
[Re: Kentucky]
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10/10/19 12:08 PM
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Jpurdue
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Condoms are sooooo 1990s. I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things . It's like taking a shower with your socks on,,, just dont feel right Better that, then getting fungus on your feet from the public shower. Between this and getting accused of rape if she doesn't like the dinner choice, I'm glad I'm married and out of the game!
"Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley." -A.L. www.LunkerLore.com
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