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well how the heck did that happen?

Posted By: hopalong

well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 12:15 AM

US experiencing most cases of gonorrhoea, chlamydia and syphilis in recorded history, new CDC report says

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us-experiencing-most-cases-gonorrhoea-195524331.html
Posted By: fishslime

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 12:34 AM

Penicillin isn't working any more. They've become resistant to it. Need to try Robatussin. It'll knock it out.
Posted By: Brandon Adamcik

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 12:35 AM

Sanctuary cities?
Posted By: Nickbyrd

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 12:42 AM

Tinder ...
Posted By: on the fly

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 12:45 AM

The millennials are bringing it back. They are screwing up everything else and each other, might as well.
Posted By: hopalong

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 01:03 AM

Originally Posted by on the fly
The millennials are bringing it back. They are screwing up everything else and each other, might as well.



kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term "burning man".
Posted By: Gusick

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 01:08 AM

Condoms are sooooo 1990s.
Posted By: Nickbyrd

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 01:28 AM

Originally Posted by Gusick
Condoms are sooooo 1990s.

I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things .
Posted By: Kentucky

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 01:46 AM

Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
Originally Posted by Gusick
Condoms are sooooo 1990s.

I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things .


It's like taking a shower with your socks on,,, just dont feel right
Posted By: Westside.

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 01:48 AM

Originally Posted by Kentucky
Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
Originally Posted by Gusick
Condoms are sooooo 1990s.

I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things .


It's like taking a shower with your socks on,,, just dont feel right


Lulz
Posted By: Nickbyrd

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by Kentucky
Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
Originally Posted by Gusick
Condoms are sooooo 1990s.

I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things .


It's like taking a shower with your socks on,,, just dont feel right

This guy gets it ^^^^^
Posted By: Frank the Tank

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 02:13 AM

Originally Posted by Kentucky
Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
Originally Posted by Gusick
Condoms are sooooo 1990s.

I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things .


It's like taking a shower with your socks on,,, just dont feel right


I wear one when i have a big presentation....... just to psyche myself up that good things are gonna happen
Posted By: Bob Davis

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 02:17 AM

Mutants and illegals.
Posted By: V-Bottom

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 02:25 AM

Anybody Hungry ?? OMG
Posted By: JRGOCARDS

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 02:32 AM

When you consider how many more people there are now vs. in prior years, it makes sense.

JR
Posted By: Duck_Hunter

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 02:32 AM

Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
Originally Posted by Kentucky
Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
Originally Posted by Gusick
Condoms are sooooo 1990s.

I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things .


It's like taking a shower with your socks on,,, just dont feel right


I wear one when i have a big presentation....... just to psyche myself up that good things are gonna happen


Phrasing, Frank.
Posted By: Nickbyrd

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 02:46 AM

Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
Originally Posted by Kentucky
Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
Originally Posted by Gusick
Condoms are sooooo 1990s.

I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things .


It's like taking a shower with your socks on,,, just dont feel right


I wear one when i have a big presentation....... just to psyche myself up that good things are gonna happen

Whatever works I guess roflmao
Posted By: ko bass attack 27

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 02:48 AM

Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
Originally Posted by Kentucky
Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
Originally Posted by Gusick
Condoms are sooooo 1990s.

I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things .


It's like taking a shower with your socks on,,, just dont feel right


I wear one when i have a big presentation....... just to psyche myself up that good things are gonna happen

So how big is this presentation ?
Posted By: CCTX

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 03:09 AM

I blame the olds
Those independent living complexes are swinging with freaky deaky.
Posted By: Bob Davis

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 03:19 AM

Originally Posted by CCTX
I blame the olds
Those independent living complexes are swinging with freaky deaky.


Any of these near Liquor City? Asking for a friend.
Posted By: John Peebles

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 03:27 AM

Best analogy I've heard.
Wearing a condom is like eating at a five star restaurant with a sock on your tongue.
Posted By: rj74955

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 03:37 AM

I can think of a few really good reasons to use condoms just from this one thread, besides the diseases.
Posted By: Mike@972

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 03:55 AM

Originally Posted by CCTX
I blame the olds
Those independent living complexes are swinging with freaky deaky.

There is actually some truth to this. STDs are rising among seniors!

https://www.aarp.org/health/conditions-treatments/info-2017/std-exposure-rises-older-adults-fd.html
Posted By: CCTX

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 04:06 AM

Viagra is a helluva drug.
Posted By: Gusick

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 04:11 AM

Originally Posted by Mike@972
Originally Posted by CCTX
I blame the olds
Those independent living complexes are swinging with freaky deaky.

There is actually some truth to this. STDs are rising among seniors!

https://www.aarp.org/health/conditions-treatments/info-2017/std-exposure-rises-older-adults-fd.html



Because of cougars. Those dirty old ladies are screwing around with college guys and they get what they get.
Posted By: John Peebles

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 04:14 AM


Originally Posted by Mike@972
Originally Posted by CCTX
I blame the olds
Those independent living complexes are swinging with freaky deaky.

There is actually some truth to this. STDs are rising among seniors!

https://www.aarp.org/health/conditions-treatments/info-2017/std-exposure-rises-older-adults-fd.html



My uncle is about 75 and he has a milk run of 5-6 olds he services about once every two weeks! Guess I better tell him to get checked out. LOL
Posted By: hopalong

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by Bob Davis
Originally Posted by CCTX
I blame the olds
Those independent living complexes are swinging with freaky deaky.


Any of these near Liquor City? Asking for a friend.



just out of decatur, Wildwood Naturist's Resort.

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Posted By: T Bird

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 11:49 AM

Blame it on the “OLDS”. roflmao
Posted By: Jpurdue

Re: well how the heck did that happen? - 10/10/19 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by Kentucky
Originally Posted by Nickbyrd
Originally Posted by Gusick
Condoms are sooooo 1990s.

I don’t know how the hell anybody can actually use those things .


It's like taking a shower with your socks on,,, just dont feel right


Better that, then getting fungus on your feet from the public shower.

Between this and getting accused of rape if she doesn't like the dinner choice, I'm glad I'm married and out of the game!
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