One of the smartest things I have ever done.
Did it on a Friday morning. Drove myself to and from. Blew off the pain killers and was drinking beer by Friday evening. Had a little bit of bruising on one side that didn't get the frozen peas as much.
Rested a little on Saturday and was back to normal on Sunday.

Explain to the wife that you may need some help providing the test samples that will be needed in six weeks and then six months.

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Abso-Lutely!!!!

I pre-negotiated that deal before the procedure.

There is something very not-straight going on behind the scenes here.

Had it done on a Friday morning and went to my sons baseball game Friday night. Sat in a chair with a bag of frozen peas on my balls.

Really a non event for me. Had it done in the morning, sat on the sofa iced down the rest of the day and went to work the next day. No swelling and hardly any soreness. Nothing to really dread.

I know a Dr.that did his own!!!!No kidding!His GF held the mirror,he gave himself a shot,took a valium,and sipped Crown reserve during this ridiculousness!The bad part was he got a crick in his neck,had to sew himself up after doing only one side,waited a week,and did the other side!!!Lol,that boy aint right in the head!!

I got it done for my 22nd Christmas present from my old man. I had a boy and a girl by then. Old doctor did not give me enough anesthesia and I told him I could feel my nose coming out when he pulled the first tube. Told me to go home, put my feet up and drink a 6 pack of beer. Put bags of frozen peas down there for a few hours. All worked out fine and we had the neighbors over for dinner and served them the peas. That was 46 years ago.

This. Day two and maybe three can be pretty sore, but just be smart and plan to spend a long weekend in a recliner watching tv. Keep 'em iced and stay on top of pain with the light meds and you'll be back to normal within four or so days. Do too much and it can be a lot worse.

Lmao, i see what you did there

again let her get the implant in her arm. Doesn't even require a stitch.

I never had it done for fear of losing the Heinz 57 master race lineage forever. Ala Mohicans, Titans, etc.

My wife, both girlfriends, and my sugar momma would get expensive.