Bahahahaha

I think it was go as far back in birch as you can

Don't go tomorrow it might rain and be cold, Windy, To hot. There not biting yet, full moon. The best day to fish is the day I can go.

You can through any color you want as long as it's watermelon red.

Do not mock the legend that is The Dancin Eel... Bill himself will smite you!

I think it would be better to, "THROW" watermelon red!!!!!

This and "What could go wrong?"

Hey that fenceline holds fish!! Lol.

"When you wanna go, go. Don't worry about what the weather man says - he's never right!"

Any bit of advice that begins with using a "Flying Lure".........run away, fast!

So it would be smart to be tied to the boat and fall out and get drug? Even at an idle(HotFoot) and older fella don't have the strength to untie himself. Or if you fell out before the boat stopped? Or if the rope got entangled on the prop? Death Wish.

Even if you are disconnecting during a run, fishing and tying yourself to the boat it seems as though you could fall over get caught up on the rope and cause more harm than good. Just something to trip on and cause trouble.

Don't be offended, I think they are just looking out after ya shipmate!

"Hold this and hang on" is never a good sign.

Letting people put parameters on your fishing- it is what it is - I always remember that is what matters.
In other words never let other fishermen tell you you got lucky or you fished somewhere too easy or didn't find that spot yourself(even though you did), or you used a guide or live bait,or you just stumbled onto that pattern, or you caught her on a bed or private lake, or you used heavy line,or whatever. I translate that as they are purely jealous and wish they had thought of what you did first- lol. Get results using any legal means possible because results are all that counts.

To read the TPWD fishing report!!!!!!!!!!

If you hug the shoreline you want hit any stumps.