This is getting insane!

Dillon, if Brent or Todd can find a way to bring in the cushma or jimmy cum cum this could really get out of hand!!

This is my warm up before I go fishing this an example of ,7th level of Jusitsuian Suhavi, a splinter study of the deadly martial art Ti Chi. I would like to see The Todd or the shadow try this in the stump parking lot.The Hammer has seen me warm up just ask.

The Ice Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z34JYwNGFtw

I never new I was in the mist of such greatness on Saturday until i read it all on the wall of the The Hammers Office (urinal) Wall. Its funny what a man can learn from two TOPS and one BOTTOMS DAY ON THE LAKE. It was a great Tournament and just like all the others you don't get sqawdush for fourth! But just to be in the presence of such greatness was worth the $400.00 entry fee. As for as myself (azzscrather) and my partner (nomoney) we now know the ture meaning of shock and jaw. If you never ever heard the winning stories from the Hammer, you don't ask it all coming out (and so is the Hammer) in the tell all made for TV straight to video HOW I BLEW WAY TO THE ELITES, UNAUTHROIZED BIO OF THE LIFE AND TIMES OF THE HUMMER THE 46 YEAR OLD SINGLE "STRAIGHT MAN" ON TOUR.

I knew I would miss out on a wild tournament!!! I told my partner the Houston Weather girl was wrong about the weather. I guess we will have to wait for the next one.

Its all true about ICE. I have seen the Suhavi warm up a few times. Of course I don't see much because he moves so fast, its only a blur of heated air waves and bent light.

I talked to one of the judges at his 7th Level Suhavi testing....I was told he scared half the people there. It seems he had broken his right hand the week before and would not put off the much anticipated audition. He had the hand tied back to his forearm and did the entire test with only his left arm. He screamed a constant Eastern sounding chant of some type from beginning to end.

Some day I might understand his level of intensity, but for now I am only glad to see the results in his lightning fast hookset and constant oneness with nature.

PS - I know this is hard to believe, but sometimes he yells "NET!" 2 full flips before hookset. Truely amazing.

This is making all the more sense to me now, there is a whole new light at what happened to the last place team. JS aka "THE INSURER" aka "LIVING IN DARK BENEATHE THE SHADOWS SHADOW" and "THE COMPLAINER", were intiminated by the level of competition. AS one perpares himself for the fight in front of him he has to ask himself will this HAMMER and ICEMAN take me out. Will I be yet another victim, another notch on the famous ROOOOAD,(ROD) that they carry with them as they mow over the competition on the water. Will I have a man so quick and so fast and so deadly that even if I catch 30 pounds they will not let me back to the weigh-in. disclaimer (even if they did they are the tour dir and would disqualify us so they can win)

They then have to ask themselves how do I compete against THE SHADOW and his partner "I PUT THE SHADOW ON FISH" when they are of no match to this level of competition. They know they have to watch there backs because the mysterios team will be lurking around every bend, every creek channel waiting to cut them off or steal their hole. It is a daunting task that one has to perpare themself for.

How does The INSURER measure up, how can he handle such pressure when he is known as the last man to be counted on. The last man anyone can go too. Will he be ready for next time? What will happen to the fearless DUO? Tune in next time same BAT CHANNEL same BAT TIME.

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Someone has leaked to the press that THE TODD has been "reverse culling" all year on Rayburn and Toledo. It seems that he realized early in the 2009 season that he would have little to no competition from the tournament fishing around here.

To make competition more interesting for he and his partners, THE TODD came up with "Reverse Culling", a system by which he catches and culls up to 35 lbs or more and then begins culling his largest bass for smaller bass for the remainder of the day.

He usually still ends up with one of the top 3 stringers. He drives home from each event with that ever needed ego boost he requires to keep coming back.

That's what happened at the recent ICE BOWL tournament on Rayburn.

It is rumored that THE TODD and Partner had a 9 pounder and a 7 pounder about an hour before weigh-in but in adhering to his "Reverse Culling" policy, they culled to 11 lbs total late in the day.

What an animal.

lol yea they dont know much about brent his little voodoo coonass partner. thats THE TODDS secret weapon its all that southern swamp voodoo that his little buddie puts off yall know the guy in the back holding the net in those delta rebocks.
THIS IS WHAT I SAW IN BRENTS BOAT WHEN I BORROWED IT AT THE RAYBURN STREN YEAR BEFORE LAST

Booty-Doo...I just stuck a pin up the a** of my cushma' voodoo doll!! I wouldn't count on taking a deuce for at least 2 weeks if I were you!!!

And by the way, I'm teaming up with Under Armor next year on a new line of Delta Reboks. You will be able to pick up a pair at any WalMart, Academy or Bait Shop south of I-10 starting in January 2010. I can reserve you a pair if you want?

I think y'all need to look @ the forum about paying guys to pre fish and it will tell you how THE TODD AND THE HAMMER FINISH SO HIGH IN EVERY EVENT. I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IS HOW THE HAMMER WON BOB SANDLIN!!! I HAVE THE CANCLED CHECK TO PROVE IT.

lol sign me up

The rumor mill is working overtime this AM. There are emails and phone calls overloading ICE BOWL headquarters inquiring about a possible rematch of the event held this last Dec. 5th at Rayburn.

Saturday, December 19th has been mentioned several times as a possible date to replay to the extremely successful inaugural event.

More later as sponsors are lined up and participants are queried.

How is the date?

the hammer

PS - those little men scare the heck out of me....don't show them to ICE, he will try to eat them!

Dillon lee Insurance will donate free quotes on home auto boat and life insurance to all contestants and spectators

Thanks Dillon! A very good start for donations.

On a different note.....THE TODD wants a quote on his casting arm. If I were you, I would delay the "begin coverage date" until after his record attempt this coming weekend at Toledo.