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First one!!!!!!!!
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12/03/09 02:30 PM
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Bankside Bartman
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Extreme Angler
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What is the difference between a golf ball and an SUV?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yds.
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Re: First one!!!!!!!!
[Re: fiSherwood]
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12/03/09 03:57 PM
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Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 2,072
Bubbadass1
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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 Elin found out hes not a Tiger, hes a Cheetah. Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.
"fishing is my drug" bubba common 20.01 and growing buffalo 37.5*** and growing flathead 33.06
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Re: First one!!!!!!!!
[Re: Bankside Bartman]
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12/03/09 06:39 PM
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Bubbadass1
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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ok...here's another
"fishing is my drug" bubba common 20.01 and growing buffalo 37.5*** and growing flathead 33.06
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Re: First one!!!!!!!!
[Re: Bubbadass1]
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12/03/09 06:51 PM
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Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 776
wm leo
Pro Angler
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Pro Angler
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Re: First one!!!!!!!!
[Re: wm leo]
#4211240
12/03/09 07:05 PM
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Posts: 63
grassiegetter
Outdoorsman
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Outdoorsman
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
Top of the mornin to yer, sir says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
What are dey den, son? asks the attendant.
Theyre called tees replies Tiger.
Well, what on de good earth are dey for? inquires the Irishman.
Theyre for resting my balls on when Im driving , says Tiger.
Feckin Jaysus , says the Irishman, Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!
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Re: First one!!!!!!!!
[Re: grassiegetter]
#4211254
12/03/09 07:09 PM
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Joined: May 2009
Posts: 4,308
Stephen Clark
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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PB Common = 36-8 PB Buffalo = 62-8 PB Mirror (fully scaled) 13-0 PB Flat Head Catfish = 44
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