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First one!!!!!!!! #4210255 12/03/09 02:30 PM
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What is the difference between a golf ball and an SUV?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yds.

Re: First one!!!!!!!! [Re: Bankside Bartman] #4210451 12/03/09 03:20 PM
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Lol!

Re: First one!!!!!!!! [Re: fiSherwood] #4210588 12/03/09 03:57 PM
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Elin found out hes not a Tiger, hes a Cheetah.


Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.


"fishing is my drug"
bubba
common 20.01 and growing
buffalo 37.5*** and growing
flathead 33.06

Re: First one!!!!!!!! [Re: Bubbadass1] #4210817 12/03/09 05:01 PM
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not too bad lmao

Re: First one!!!!!!!! [Re: Bankside Bartman] #4211109 12/03/09 06:39 PM
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ok...here's another



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common 20.01 and growing
buffalo 37.5*** and growing
flathead 33.06

Re: First one!!!!!!!! [Re: Bubbadass1] #4211168 12/03/09 06:51 PM
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rolfmao

Re: First one!!!!!!!! [Re: wm leo] #4211240 12/03/09 07:05 PM
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

Top of the mornin to yer, sir says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

What are dey den, son? asks the attendant.

Theyre called tees replies Tiger.

Well, what on de good earth are dey for? inquires the Irishman.

Theyre for resting my balls on when Im driving , says Tiger.

Feckin Jaysus , says the Irishman, Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!




Re: First one!!!!!!!! [Re: grassiegetter] #4211254 12/03/09 07:09 PM
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haha pretty good one



PB Common = 36-8
PB Buffalo = 62-8
PB Mirror (fully scaled) 13-0
PB Flat Head Catfish = 44

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