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First one!!!!!!!! #4210255 12/03/09 02:30 PM
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What is the difference between a golf ball and an SUV?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yds.

Re: First one!!!!!!!! [Re: Bankside Bartman] #4210451 12/03/09 03:20 PM
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Lol!

Re: First one!!!!!!!! [Re: fiSherwood] #4210588 12/03/09 03:57 PM
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Elin found out he�s not a Tiger, he�s a Cheetah.


Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.


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bubba
common 20.01 and growing
buffalo 37.5*** and growing
flathead 33.06

Re: First one!!!!!!!! [Re: Bubbadass1] #4210817 12/03/09 05:01 PM
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not too bad lmao

Re: First one!!!!!!!! [Re: Bankside Bartman] #4211109 12/03/09 06:39 PM
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ok...here's another



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common 20.01 and growing
buffalo 37.5*** and growing
flathead 33.06

Re: First one!!!!!!!! [Re: Bubbadass1] #4211168 12/03/09 06:51 PM
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rolfmao

Re: First one!!!!!!!! [Re: wm leo] #4211240 12/03/09 07:05 PM
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

�Top of the mornin� to yer, sir� says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick �hello� and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

�What are dey den, son?� asks the attendant.

�They�re called tees� replies Tiger.

�Well, what on de good earth are dey for?� inquires the Irishman.

�They�re for resting my balls on when I�m driving� , says Tiger.

�Feckin Jaysus� , says the Irishman, �Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!�




Re: First one!!!!!!!! [Re: grassiegetter] #4211254 12/03/09 07:09 PM
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haha pretty good one



PB Common = 36-8
PB Buffalo = 62-8
PB Mirror (fully scaled) 13-0
PB Flat Head Catfish = 44

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