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How to Obtain a More Accurate Count #3270744 03/25/09 01:52 PM
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If you ask a Crappie fisherman how many fish he caught and he says something like, �Aw, together we caught about thirty-six.� pay close attention to that little warning bell in your head!
Any self-respecting, law-abiding Crappie fisherman will always know EXACTLY how many fish he caught!
Not that I think any fisherman would intentionally lie, mind you, but if you would like to determine a more precise number, there is a simple solution - -
In my head, I simply take the number told me, divide it by three, multiply by 2.55, subtract the total of all the numbers in my mother�s social security number, then apply the formula used to determine the friction loss in a 100 foot section of � inch water hose @ 65 PSI with �K� representing the inside diameter of the hose and �Q� representing the sustained volume, and this gives me a more probable and believable count!
However, if there are more than two people in the boat, this formula goes out the window!
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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count [Re: Deral Elkins] #3270756 03/25/09 01:57 PM
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That's funny because I use the same formula with the axis of the earth and in relations to the speed rotation of the moon.

Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count [Re: CrappieTX] #3270870 03/25/09 02:25 PM
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All fishermen lie...so I don't believe either one of you. grin

Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count [Re: Big Possum] #3270899 03/25/09 02:32 PM
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all fishermen are liers except you and me, and sometimes i wonder about you lol


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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count [Re: Pappy's gone fishing] #3270919 03/25/09 02:38 PM
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How does the formula work when the angler says that he "caught a messovum?"

Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count [Re: guitarbob] #3270931 03/25/09 02:40 PM
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I always catch MY limit, sometimes my limit is 0.

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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count [Re: Deral Elkins] #3270951 03/25/09 02:46 PM
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In lakes where you don't have to keep all caught I don't really keep up with how many we caught. I do keep up with how many are in the livewell. thumb
But, yeah, if you ask how many we caught individually I know how many I caught and kept. It's a guy thing to know if he is outfishin' his partner or not. hmmm


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Hey, thanks, Cropietx! Neat idea! I�ll give that a try next time! (Yeah, right! Like I�ve got any idea of what we�re both talking about!)

Big Possum and Pappy, I refuse to admit to anything! If I told the truth about how many fish I catch, everyone would know how lousy a fisherman I really am!

Sorry guitarbob! The formula won�t work in that case. If the numbers are arbitrary, you have to utilize the WAG method. (Wild-A$$ Guess)

I agree, Mo. My normal objective is to see how many minnows I can drown or how many jigs I can loose.

Good point, BigMac. At the end of the day, I go by the numbers on the counter. Fortunately for me, I don�t need a counter that has a bunch of numbers on it!
Deral


Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count [Re: Deral Elkins] #3271252 03/25/09 03:49 PM
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Its SWAG - SWEET Wild A$$ Guess

Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count [Re: Pappy's gone fishing] #3271574 03/25/09 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted By: Pappy's gone fishing
all fishermen are liers except you and me, and sometimes i wonder about you lol


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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count [Re: TreeBass] #3271774 03/25/09 05:30 PM
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If I'm fishing with the wife, I have to keep track of how many I've caught cuz she certainly counts hers and usually when she whips me out there she likes to compare our numbers.


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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count [Re: Jase] #3271795 03/25/09 05:36 PM
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They sell some nice chromee brass counters in the baseball section of the most sporting goods stores. About 10 bucks


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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count [Re: CrappieKyle] #3271802 03/25/09 05:37 PM
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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count [Re: Fillet O' Crappie] #3271826 03/25/09 05:42 PM
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+1 on the Clicker

As far as the astronomical equations, it hurts too much when I think that hard....I go with the KISS: Keep it Stupid, Simple!




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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count [Re: gilly] #3272616 03/25/09 08:06 PM
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I don't need to know how many I caught. I just ask Guy what he caught and double it. Usually pretty close. rolfmao


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