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How to Obtain a More Accurate Count
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03/25/09 01:52 PM
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Deral Elkins
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Green Horn
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If you ask a Crappie fisherman how many fish he caught and he says something like, �Aw, together we caught about thirty-six.� pay close attention to that little warning bell in your head! Any self-respecting, law-abiding Crappie fisherman will always know EXACTLY how many fish he caught! Not that I think any fisherman would intentionally lie, mind you, but if you would like to determine a more precise number, there is a simple solution - - In my head, I simply take the number told me, divide it by three, multiply by 2.55, subtract the total of all the numbers in my mother�s social security number, then apply the formula used to determine the friction loss in a 100 foot section of � inch water hose @ 65 PSI with �K� representing the inside diameter of the hose and �Q� representing the sustained volume, and this gives me a more probable and believable count! However, if there are more than two people in the boat, this formula goes out the window! Deral
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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count
[Re: Deral Elkins]
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03/25/09 01:57 PM
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CrappieTX
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That's funny because I use the same formula with the axis of the earth and in relations to the speed rotation of the moon.
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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count
[Re: CrappieTX]
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03/25/09 02:25 PM
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Big Possum
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All fishermen lie...so I don't believe either one of you.
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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count
[Re: Big Possum]
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03/25/09 02:32 PM
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Pappy's gone fishing
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all fishermen are liers except you and me, and sometimes i wonder about you lol
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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count
[Re: Pappy's gone fishing]
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03/25/09 02:38 PM
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guitarbob
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Angler
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How does the formula work when the angler says that he "caught a messovum?"
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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count
[Re: guitarbob]
#3270931
03/25/09 02:40 PM
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Mo
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I always catch MY limit, sometimes my limit is 0.
MO
 MY BACKYARD , 20,000 ACRES , NO MOWING
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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count
[Re: Deral Elkins]
#3270951
03/25/09 02:46 PM
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BigMack
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In lakes where you don't have to keep all caught I don't really keep up with how many we caught. I do keep up with how many are in the livewell.  But, yeah, if you ask how many we caught individually I know how many I caught and kept. It's a guy thing to know if he is outfishin' his partner or not. 
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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count
[Re: BigMack]
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03/25/09 03:08 PM
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Deral Elkins
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Green Horn
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Hey, thanks, Cropietx! Neat idea! I�ll give that a try next time! (Yeah, right! Like I�ve got any idea of what we�re both talking about!)
Big Possum and Pappy, I refuse to admit to anything! If I told the truth about how many fish I catch, everyone would know how lousy a fisherman I really am!
Sorry guitarbob! The formula won�t work in that case. If the numbers are arbitrary, you have to utilize the WAG method. (Wild-A$$ Guess)
I agree, Mo. My normal objective is to see how many minnows I can drown or how many jigs I can loose.
Good point, BigMac. At the end of the day, I go by the numbers on the counter. Fortunately for me, I don�t need a counter that has a bunch of numbers on it! Deral
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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count
[Re: Deral Elkins]
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03/25/09 03:49 PM
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yuccaflats
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Outdoorsman
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Its SWAG - SWEET Wild A$$ Guess
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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count
[Re: Pappy's gone fishing]
#3271574
03/25/09 04:49 PM
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TreeBass
Lt. Dan
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Lt. Dan
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all fishermen are liers except you and me, and sometimes i wonder about you lol  use a clicker, its easier
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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count
[Re: TreeBass]
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03/25/09 05:30 PM
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Jase
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If I'm fishing with the wife, I have to keep track of how many I've caught cuz she certainly counts hers and usually when she whips me out there she likes to compare our numbers.
Jason
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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count
[Re: Jase]
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03/25/09 05:36 PM
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CrappieKyle
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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They sell some nice chromee brass counters in the baseball section of the most sporting goods stores. About 10 bucks
ROMNEY/RYAN Was the only hope for America's survival. Reelection of the tyranical communist = death to the American dream. Welcome to the United Socialist States of America. USSA
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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count
[Re: CrappieKyle]
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03/25/09 05:37 PM
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Fillet O' Crappie
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Or you could just do like I do and not ever catch any. 
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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count
[Re: Fillet O' Crappie]
#3271826
03/25/09 05:42 PM
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gilly
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+1 on the Clicker
As far as the astronomical equations, it hurts too much when I think that hard....I go with the KISS: Keep it Stupid, Simple!
 Gilly
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Re: How to Obtain a More Accurate Count
[Re: gilly]
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03/25/09 08:06 PM
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ERNEST PATY
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I don't need to know how many I caught. I just ask Guy what he caught and double it. Usually pretty close. 
Ernest Paty 214-202-7866 catchcrappie@aol.com
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