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 Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Tneel]
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02/15/25 04:36 PM
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Posts: 124,220
TexDawg
Top Dawg
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Top Dawg
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Yo mama so fat everytime she wears high heels she strikes oil. Good one
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
#15333148
02/15/25 05:33 PM
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Joined: Oct 2017
Posts: 4,163
JimBridger
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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Yo mama swims out to meet troop ships.
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Edmund Burke
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: CCTX]
#15333169
02/15/25 06:05 PM
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Posts: 17,121
Sawhorse
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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I see what you did there…and I dig it! 
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
#15333212
02/15/25 06:54 PM
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Posts: 44,871
CCTX
mapquest
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mapquest
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
#15333232
02/15/25 07:24 PM
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Posts: 103,698
Bigbob_FTW
Big Sprocket Bob
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Big Sprocket Bob
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Now iI ant a mommas pizza.
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Bigbob_FTW]
#15333297
02/15/25 09:07 PM
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Sawhorse
TFF Guru
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Now iI ant a mommas pizza. Is Bigbob ok?
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
#15333385
02/15/25 11:49 PM
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Joined: May 2019
Posts: 9,163
avid_basser
TFF Celebrity
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TFF Celebrity
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Yo mamma so fat, her blood type is GRAVY
Yo mamma so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo mamma so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and they gave her an application
Last edited by avid_basser; 02/15/25 11:50 PM.
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
#15333513
02/16/25 04:22 AM
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Posts: 4,583
Topwater2
TFF Team Angler
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Yo mama's so fat, when I walked around her to hug her, I met a guy coming the other way.
FishKen
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
#15333526
02/16/25 05:00 AM
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Posts: 9,861
TR176
TFF Celebrity
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TFF Celebrity
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Yo mama is so fat when she takes a bath she leaves a ring around Lake Lewisville.
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
#15333545
02/16/25 05:55 AM
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Coach Hark
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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Yo mama so poor she hangs toilet paper to dry on the clothes line.
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
#15333682
02/16/25 03:14 PM
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Posts: 4,096
fivebites
TFF Team Angler
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Yo momma so fat at the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
#15333698
02/16/25 03:31 PM
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Dan90210 ☮
Jr Deputy Dan
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Jr Deputy Dan
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Yo momma so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Your momma house so dirty, the cockroaches ride around on dune buggys.
You momma so dumb someone said it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl.
You momma so fat, you have to put flower on her to find the wet spot so you could... make sweet love to her.
Your momma so fat she got her own zip code.
Your momma so stupid she sit on the TV and watch the couch.
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Bigbob_FTW]
#15333713
02/16/25 03:47 PM
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Posts: 10,655
Spiderman
TFF Guru
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Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock. I liked that one, good job Bob!
The Truth is six of the seven Dwarfs are not Happy!
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
#15333725
02/16/25 04:05 PM
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Joined: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,879
Mudman63
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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Yo momma is so fat, when she hauls a** she has to make two trips
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