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Yo Mama
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02/15/25 02:48 PM
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Mudshark
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Yo mama so fat she needs a GLP5
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
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02/15/25 02:49 PM
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Grasshopperglock
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Yo mama is so poor. I stepped on a cigarette and she asked, Who turned off the heat?
Last edited by Grasshopperglock; 02/15/25 02:49 PM.
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
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02/15/25 02:52 PM
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Pat Goff
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Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
Pat Goff Seadrift TX
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
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02/15/25 02:57 PM
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Curt0407
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Yo mama is so ugly that Chuck Norris is afraid of her.
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
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02/15/25 03:00 PM
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Tneel
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Yo mama so fat everytime she wears high heels she strikes oil.
Last edited by Tneel; 02/15/25 03:01 PM.
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
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02/15/25 03:01 PM
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Grasshopperglock
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How's it go?
Yo mama is so ugly. You gotta tie a pork chop around her neck for a dog to walk up to her.
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
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02/15/25 03:04 PM
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Bigbob_FTW
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Yo mama so fat she beeps when she backs up.
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
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02/15/25 03:07 PM
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CCTX
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mapquest
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
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02/15/25 03:15 PM
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outfishdya
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Apparently someone's mom is overweight and unattractive
Sometimes a bitter man trying to be a better man
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
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02/15/25 03:38 PM
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Grasshopperglock
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Yo momma is so fat, I can hear Lincoln screaming when she sits on a penny.
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
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02/15/25 03:40 PM
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Bigbob_FTW
Big Sprocket Bob
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Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
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02/15/25 03:47 PM
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Pat Goff
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Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Pat Goff Seadrift TX
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
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02/15/25 03:52 PM
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Bigbob_FTW
Big Sprocket Bob
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Big Sprocket Bob
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Yo momma so fat she fell off both of the bed.
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
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02/15/25 04:03 PM
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T Bird
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Yo mama's so stanky, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?" 
Last edited by T Bird; 02/15/25 04:04 PM.
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Re: Yo Mama
[Re: Mudshark]
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02/15/25 04:19 PM
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YEE_YEE
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Yo mama so beautiful I enjoy her company and cooking... 
Last edited by YEE_YEE; 02/15/25 04:23 PM.
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