I could write a book on this subject.

1. I totaled 2 vehicles in one night
2. I stole a Frito-Lay truck and did donuts in it.
3. my friends left me passed out in a road ditch, finally came back to get me. I never knew of this story until 25 years later.
4. I woke up in a different state and didn't remember how I got there.
5. Woke up with two different shoes on, neither one belonged to me. lost a $500 pair of boots that night.
6. Woke up frozen to the sidewalk in front of my parents house.... I hadn't lived there in 3 or 4 years.
7. peed in my wife's crockpot , peed in a clothes hamper, insisted my wife stop the car to pee..... walked off a bridge 15 feet in the air.
8. made love to a squatch. or that's what she looked like... I went into stealth mode and escaped West Tawokini
9. Got throwed in jail the night before my youngest 2nd birthday. was bailed out in time for the party
10. was so drunk at my wedding the preacher almost refused to marry us. 35 years and still married. my wife is a saint.

foot note... never missed a day of work or was late because of it, to this date no DUI. I've been extremely lucky.

I had a friend who would fill the “map holder” in the door with kitty litter. He was advanced in that area of his thinking.