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 Re: Limerick Day
[Re: ReelBusy]
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05/12/21 06:14 PM
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Sawhorse
TFF Guru
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There once was a lass from Peru,
Who found an elephants w*ng in her stew,
Said the waiter with a mutter, don’t make such a clutter,
Or the others will all want one too
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: ReelBusy]
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05/12/21 07:23 PM
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Posts: 279
LuvWater
Angler
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One dark night when the moon was green
A man came out with a fart machine
A fart was fired, a scream was heard
A man was hit by a flying turd
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: MBradford]
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05/12/21 08:50 PM
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Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 12,133
UGLYSHCTICK
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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I read the examples your posted it's early so I'm not yet toasted I wont throw a fit but I'm about done with it I hope this wont get me roasted
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: UGLYSHCTICK]
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05/13/21 05:36 PM
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Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 1,350
GeoFisher
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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I read the examples your posted it's early so I'm not yet toasted I wont throw a fit but I'm about done with it I hope this wont get me roasted I have had lessons on what a "limerick" is In fact, I made A's on the Quiz Your link may be true and your facts may be straight, but you gotta loosen up, and lose all the hate.
Everything on your bass boat is broken......You just don't know it yet.
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: ReelBusy]
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05/14/21 02:34 PM
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Posts: 15,847
deucer02
TFF Guru
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Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
Biden famously said in the New York Observer, “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: deucer02]
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05/14/21 02:54 PM
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Posts: 82,785
Bob Davis
Bunkeroid Bob
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Bunkeroid Bob
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Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
 Never heard that one before.
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