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01/10/21 07:03 PM
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Bentman63
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I ate horse once by accident. My pulse started racing and my gut was aching so I called my wife then went to the hospital. When she came to visit, she asked the Doctor how I was. He told her I was in “stable” condition.
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Re: Horse Meat
[Re: Bentman63]
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01/10/21 07:07 PM
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Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,054
bassnman
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Re: Horse Meat
[Re: Bentman63]
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01/10/21 07:09 PM
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Posts: 10,365
Nickbyrd
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cast you have some competition
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Re: Horse Meat
[Re: Bentman63]
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01/10/21 07:45 PM
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Posts: 5,190
fishslime
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That's so bad it's funny!
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Re: Horse Meat
[Re: Bentman63]
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01/10/21 07:53 PM
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TexDawg
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Re: Horse Meat
[Re: Bentman63]
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01/10/21 07:54 PM
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Gusick
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Horse meat is comonly eaten in some countries. France, I think? Horses in the US are pumped full of steroids and antibiotics that probably aren't safe for consumption. I recommend imported horse meat.
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Re: Horse Meat
[Re: Nickbyrd]
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01/10/21 07:57 PM
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Posts: 8,056
Tneel
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cast you have some competition "Whinny" he shows up he'll have some more jokes.
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Re: Horse Meat
[Re: Bentman63]
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01/10/21 07:59 PM
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silvers
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Native Americans loved it
call it what you will...he is not definitely not anywhere near the top of the list for QB's that I would choose needing a FG or touchdown drive late in the game.
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Re: Horse Meat
[Re: Bentman63]
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01/10/21 08:00 PM
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Posts: 9,520
TR176
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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender said “why the long face Sarah?”
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Re: Horse Meat
[Re: Bentman63]
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01/10/21 08:00 PM
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Posts: 11,677
Indianation65
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Rapid pulse and gut pain, stuck in a hospital bed?
Man that sounds terrible.
Once you felt better I bet you couldn't wait to get out and start hoofin' it!
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Re: Horse Meat
[Re: Bentman63]
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01/10/21 08:02 PM
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Posts: 5,190
fishslime
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A guy goes into a bar with a friend.
Says give me a beer and one for jackarse here.
When finished, says give me and jackarse another beer.
Bartender asks the friend why he lets him call him jackarse.
Friend says, "He-aw He-aw He always calls me that".
Last edited by fishslime; 01/10/21 08:03 PM.
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Re: Horse Meat
[Re: fishslime]
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01/10/21 08:19 PM
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Posts: 23,390
J.P. Greeson
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A guy goes into a bar with a friend.
Says give me a beer and one for jackarse here.
When finished, says give me and jackarse another beer.
Bartender asks the friend why he lets him call him jackarse.
Friend says, "He-aw He-aw He always pays for the drinks".
Fixed it for you.
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Re: Horse Meat
[Re: Bentman63]
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01/10/21 08:20 PM
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JCG57
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When I lived in Basle I walked to the office right past the pferd metzgerei. Never sampled their product.
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Re: Horse Meat
[Re: Bentman63]
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01/10/21 08:29 PM
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Posts: 5,097
flee fly
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byron
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