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Horse Meat
Posted By: Bentman63
Horse Meat - 01/10/21 07:03 PM
I ate horse once by accident. My pulse started racing and my gut was aching so I called my wife then went to the hospital. When she came to visit, she asked the Doctor how I was. He told her I was in “stable” condition.
Posted By: bassnman
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 07:07 PM
quit horsing around.
Posted By: Nickbyrd
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 07:09 PM
cast you have some competition
Posted By: BCBassCat
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 07:10 PM
Posted By: fishslime
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 07:45 PM
That's so bad it's funny!
Posted By: TexDawg
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 07:53 PM
Hay, that’s awful
Posted By: Gusick
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 07:54 PM
Horse meat is comonly eaten in some countries. France, I think? Horses in the US are pumped full of steroids and antibiotics that probably aren't safe for consumption. I recommend imported horse meat.
Posted By: Tneel
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 07:57 PM
cast you have some competition
"Whinny" he shows up he'll have some more jokes.
Posted By: silvers
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 07:59 PM
Native Americans loved it
Posted By: TR176
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 08:00 PM
A horse walked into a bar and the bartender said “why the long face Sarah?”
Rapid pulse and gut pain, stuck in a hospital bed?
Man that sounds terrible.
Once you felt better I bet you couldn't wait to get out and start hoofin' it!
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Posted By: fishslime
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 08:02 PM
A guy goes into a bar with a friend.
Says give me a beer and one for jackarse here.
When finished, says give me and jackarse another beer.
Bartender asks the friend why he lets him call him jackarse.
Friend says, "He-aw He-aw He always calls me that".
A guy goes into a bar with a friend.
Says give me a beer and one for jackarse here.
When finished, says give me and jackarse another beer.
Bartender asks the friend why he lets him call him jackarse.
Friend says, "He-aw He-aw He always pays for the drinks".
Fixed it for you.
Posted By: JCG57
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 08:20 PM
When I lived in Basle I walked to the office right past the pferd metzgerei. Never sampled their product.
Posted By: flee fly
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 08:29 PM
Yup, I thought of cast
Posted By: Kicker16
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 08:49 PM
cast you have some competition
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Posted By: Topwater2
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 09:04 PM
I ate horse once by accident. My pulse started racing and my gut was aching so I called my wife then went to the hospital. When she came to visit, she asked the Doctor how I was. He told her I was in “stable” condition.
An apple a day........
Posted By: Mo
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 09:11 PM
My dad was in artillery support in WWII, his outfit ate it when they could get it. Fresh meat was a luxury. He said it tasted like beef, just a bit more stringy, He said they killed several deer in the hedge row country in France.
Mo
Posted By: fmrmbmlm
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 10:07 PM
Canadians eat it.
Posted By: Scoundrel
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 10:18 PM
I canter remember exactly when but there used to be a horse slaughterhouse over in Kaufman that I went through a couple times maney years ago. Meat was manely going to Europe.
Posted By: Flags
Re: Horse Meat - 01/10/21 10:44 PM
On a serious note I have eaten zebra in Africa, since I shot the thing I figured I should at least try it. Has kind of a sweet taste. Not too bad but not the best game meat I have had.
Posted By: Hook'Em 79
Re: Horse Meat - 01/11/21 01:02 AM
Solid b
Posted By: Bassnhog
Re: Horse Meat - 01/11/21 01:23 AM
I ate horse once by accident. My pulse started racing and my gut was aching so I called my wife then went to the hospital. When she came to visit, she asked the Doctor how I was. He told her I was in “stable” condition.
I call horse sh.t.
It's a wonder your wife did break down and start doing the "Whip Neigh Neigh"
Pancho's Mexican Restaurants out by Six Flags and on Jefferson in Oak Cliff got caught serving it in the late 70s
Posted By: fishslime
Re: Horse Meat - 01/11/21 01:42 AM
I hate to say it, but that was a favorite place back then when I had little disposable cash.
That's so bad it's funny!
Posted By: Duck_Hunter
Re: Horse Meat - 01/11/21 02:37 AM
Horse meat is comonly eaten in some countries. France, I think? Horses in the US are pumped full of steroids and antibiotics that probably aren't safe for consumption. I recommend imported horse meat.
IKEA got caught for having horse meat in their famous meatballs several years ago.
Posted By: lconn4
Re: Horse Meat - 01/11/21 04:56 AM
I'll never forget as a kid, having dinner with a friend and his family. His dad is chewing on a piece of meat and says, "momma, did you cook horse meat? The more I chew it, the bigger it gets. Everyone died laughing, even his wife.
Posted By: MrRoachie
Re: Horse Meat - 01/11/21 05:03 AM
I ate horse once by accident. My pulse started racing and my gut was aching so I called my wife then went to the hospital. When she came to visit, she asked the Doctor how I was. He told her I was in “stable” condition.
An apple a day........
Actually...
1st
3rd
Every 2 weeks thereafter..
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EDITH BUNKER: People ride horses! The Queen rides a horse!
GLORIA STIVIC: Ma, it's no different from eating chicken!
EDITH BUNKER: But the Queen don't ride a chicken!!!
Posted By: LoneStarSon
Re: Horse Meat - 01/11/21 04:26 PM
Pretty certain I was served horse meat, or something that wasn't beef at a restaurant in Globe, AZ back in the 1990's that was a very long drive back with about 18 pit stops along the way.
Posted By: avid_basser
Re: Horse Meat - 01/11/21 04:32 PM
I've been served horse in Germany...unbeknownst to me and the table. It was actually quite good, but I now have the mind to ask when eating abroad.
Posted By: Trickster
Re: Horse Meat - 01/11/21 04:38 PM
I ate horse once by accident. My pulse started racing and my gut was aching so I called my wife then went to the hospital. When she came to visit, she asked the Doctor how I was. He told her I was in “stable” condition.
Did it give you the trots?
Posted By: ringer
Re: Horse Meat - 01/11/21 04:57 PM
They keep trying to get wild horses approved for management slaughter for food but no way are the ladies at PETA and the rest going to let it happen. They roam wild here and eat the forage deer and elk eat. Need to start serving them at McDonalds.
Posted By: Bentman63
Re: Horse Meat - 01/11/21 05:18 PM
I ate horse once by accident. My pulse started racing and my gut was aching so I called my wife then went to the hospital. When she came to visit, she asked the Doctor how I was. He told her I was in “stable” condition.
Did it give you the trots?
I have the trots no matter what I eat
Posted By: deucer02
Re: Horse Meat - 01/13/21 10:16 PM
Pancho's Mexican Restaurants out by Six Flags and on Jefferson in Oak Cliff got caught serving it in the late 70s
I loved the Six Flags Pancho's back then. If it was horse, it was sure good. Run up the flag for more!