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Biscuit from the can #13806794 12/15/20 02:10 PM
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Has anyone ever had those cans you open up with the biscuit dough blow up? First tome this morning. Hand is stinging just a bit.

Re: Biscuit from the can [Re: junbengreat] #13806812 12/15/20 02:16 PM
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Pop a bit, not blow though.


I like the canned buttermilk ones. Hate the flaky ones (don't soak up the butter well.


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Re: Biscuit from the can [Re: junbengreat] #13806820 12/15/20 02:19 PM
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I've had one explode in the refrigerator.

Re: Biscuit from the can [Re: junbengreat] #13806822 12/15/20 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by junbengreat
Has anyone ever had those cans you open up with the biscuit dough blow up? First tome this morning. Hand is stinging just a bit.
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Re: Biscuit from the can [Re: junbengreat] #13806825 12/15/20 02:21 PM
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Never what you just experienced. If we buy canned biscuits we normally use within a couple of weeks.


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Re: Biscuit from the can [Re: junbengreat] #13806864 12/15/20 02:38 PM
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This reminded me of a story I heard years ago, it goes like this

My brother just called, who is Memphis Police Officer. He said let everyone know that Memphis Police Department received an alert this morning from a reliable source that a Gang Initiation is starting today and will be going until the end of December. The gangs are instructed to ask someone for directions and then shoot them. He says they seem to be targeting women.

Everyone pass the word, and be careful. A lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws, and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently sleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw the woman, her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open. The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said “Are you okay?”

The woman answered “I’ve been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains in.”

Linda didn’t know what to do, so she ran into the store, where store officials called the paramedics. They had to break into the car because the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the woman had bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded, apparently from the heat in the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her in the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at first, then attempted to hold her brains in.


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Re: Biscuit from the can [Re: David Welcher] #13806869 12/15/20 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by David Welcher
This reminded me of a story I heard years ago, it goes like this

My brother just called, who is Memphis Police Officer. He said let everyone know that Memphis Police Department received an alert this morning from a reliable source that a Gang Initiation is starting today and will be going until the end of December. The gangs are instructed to ask someone for directions and then shoot them. He says they seem to be targeting women.

Everyone pass the word, and be careful. A lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws, and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently sleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw the woman, her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open. The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said “Are you okay?”

The woman answered “I’ve been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains in.”

Linda didn’t know what to do, so she ran into the store, where store officials called the paramedics. They had to break into the car because the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the woman had bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded, apparently from the heat in the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her in the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at first, then attempted to hold her brains in.


I immediately thought of this story too.


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Re: Biscuit from the can [Re: junbengreat] #13806915 12/15/20 03:01 PM
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This sounds very frightening. I hope you can put this biscuit experience behind you and lead a fruitful life from here on out.

I bet you have nightmares. Biscuits are not child’s play. It’s a real mans job.

Re: Biscuit from the can [Re: junbengreat] #13806929 12/15/20 03:06 PM
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Hungry Jacks. Always popped when opening.
Loved them when I was a kid. Haven’t had any in years.


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Re: Biscuit from the can [Re: junbengreat] #13806954 12/15/20 03:26 PM
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Switched to Walmart frozen buttermilk buscuits long ago.


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Re: Biscuit from the can [Re: Cast] #13806962 12/15/20 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Cast
Switched to Walmart frozen buttermilk biscuits long ago.


Same here, the frozen ones are 1 step down from homemade. The canned ones are OK if you are in a pinch but not my favorite.


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Re: Biscuit from the can [Re: junbengreat] #13806969 12/15/20 03:35 PM
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I would suggest jun that for your safety and the safety of those around you that you change to these. you will thank me later and still be able to use both hands.

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Re: Biscuit from the can [Re: junbengreat] #13806994 12/15/20 03:48 PM
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I still like the pop, first sign that a big breakfast is a comin food partyon


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Re: Biscuit from the can [Re: Duck_Hunter] #13807055 12/15/20 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Duck_Hunter
Originally Posted by David Welcher
This reminded me of a story I heard years ago, it goes like this

My brother just called, who is Memphis Police Officer. He said let everyone know that Memphis Police Department received an alert this morning from a reliable source that a Gang Initiation is starting today and will be going until the end of December. The gangs are instructed to ask someone for directions and then shoot them. He says they seem to be targeting women.

Everyone pass the word, and be careful. A lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws, and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently sleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw the woman, her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open. The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said “Are you okay?”

The woman answered “I’ve been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains in.”

Linda didn’t know what to do, so she ran into the store, where store officials called the paramedics. They had to break into the car because the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the woman had bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded, apparently from the heat in the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her in the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at first, then attempted to hold her brains in.


I immediately thought of this story too.

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