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Biscuit from the can
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12/15/20 02:10 PM
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junbengreat
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Has anyone ever had those cans you open up with the biscuit dough blow up? First tome this morning. Hand is stinging just a bit.
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Re: Biscuit from the can
[Re: junbengreat]
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12/15/20 02:16 PM
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RayBob
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Pop a bit, not blow though.
I like the canned buttermilk ones. Hate the flaky ones (don't soak up the butter well.
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Re: Biscuit from the can
[Re: junbengreat]
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12/15/20 02:19 PM
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Samsonsworld
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I've had one explode in the refrigerator.
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Re: Biscuit from the can
[Re: junbengreat]
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12/15/20 02:20 PM
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leethefishking
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Has anyone ever had those cans you open up with the biscuit dough blow up? First tome this morning. Hand is stinging just a bit. Call the Texas Hammer. I’m smelling new boat!
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Re: Biscuit from the can
[Re: junbengreat]
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12/15/20 02:21 PM
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kennerdude
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Never what you just experienced. If we buy canned biscuits we normally use within a couple of weeks.
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Re: Biscuit from the can
[Re: junbengreat]
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12/15/20 02:38 PM
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David Welcher
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This reminded me of a story I heard years ago, it goes like this
My brother just called, who is Memphis Police Officer. He said let everyone know that Memphis Police Department received an alert this morning from a reliable source that a Gang Initiation is starting today and will be going until the end of December. The gangs are instructed to ask someone for directions and then shoot them. He says they seem to be targeting women.
Everyone pass the word, and be careful. A lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws, and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently sleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw the woman, her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open. The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said “Are you okay?”
The woman answered “I’ve been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains in.”
Linda didn’t know what to do, so she ran into the store, where store officials called the paramedics. They had to break into the car because the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the woman had bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded, apparently from the heat in the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her in the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at first, then attempted to hold her brains in.
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Re: Biscuit from the can
[Re: David Welcher]
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12/15/20 02:41 PM
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Duck_Hunter
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This reminded me of a story I heard years ago, it goes like this
My brother just called, who is Memphis Police Officer. He said let everyone know that Memphis Police Department received an alert this morning from a reliable source that a Gang Initiation is starting today and will be going until the end of December. The gangs are instructed to ask someone for directions and then shoot them. He says they seem to be targeting women.
Everyone pass the word, and be careful. A lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws, and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently sleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw the woman, her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open. The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said “Are you okay?”
The woman answered “I’ve been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains in.”
Linda didn’t know what to do, so she ran into the store, where store officials called the paramedics. They had to break into the car because the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the woman had bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded, apparently from the heat in the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her in the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at first, then attempted to hold her brains in. I immediately thought of this story too.
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Re: Biscuit from the can
[Re: junbengreat]
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12/15/20 03:01 PM
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Davedave
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This sounds very frightening. I hope you can put this biscuit experience behind you and lead a fruitful life from here on out.
I bet you have nightmares. Biscuits are not child’s play. It’s a real mans job.
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Re: Biscuit from the can
[Re: junbengreat]
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12/15/20 03:06 PM
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Icepick
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Hungry Jacks. Always popped when opening. Loved them when I was a kid. Haven’t had any in years.
This thread needs more cowbell ...
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Re: Biscuit from the can
[Re: junbengreat]
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12/15/20 03:26 PM
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Cast
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Switched to Walmart frozen buttermilk buscuits long ago.
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Re: Biscuit from the can
[Re: Cast]
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12/15/20 03:31 PM
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Patriot7Six
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Switched to Walmart frozen buttermilk biscuits long ago. Same here, the frozen ones are 1 step down from homemade. The canned ones are OK if you are in a pinch but not my favorite.
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Re: Biscuit from the can
[Re: junbengreat]
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12/15/20 03:35 PM
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hopalong
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I would suggest jun that for your safety and the safety of those around you that you change to these. you will thank me later and still be able to use both hands.
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Re: Biscuit from the can
[Re: junbengreat]
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12/15/20 03:48 PM
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junbengreat
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Re: Biscuit from the can
[Re: junbengreat]
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12/15/20 04:08 PM
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Chug-bug-bang1
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I still like the pop, first sign that a big breakfast is a comin
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Re: Biscuit from the can
[Re: Duck_Hunter]
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12/15/20 04:12 PM
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BigDozer66
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This reminded me of a story I heard years ago, it goes like this
My brother just called, who is Memphis Police Officer. He said let everyone know that Memphis Police Department received an alert this morning from a reliable source that a Gang Initiation is starting today and will be going until the end of December. The gangs are instructed to ask someone for directions and then shoot them. He says they seem to be targeting women.
Everyone pass the word, and be careful. A lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws, and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently sleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw the woman, her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open. The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said “Are you okay?”
The woman answered “I’ve been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains in.”
Linda didn’t know what to do, so she ran into the store, where store officials called the paramedics. They had to break into the car because the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the woman had bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded, apparently from the heat in the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her in the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at first, then attempted to hold her brains in. I immediately thought of this story too.
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