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Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Icepick]
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11/24/20 09:06 PM
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Siberman
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"That makes my butt want a dip of snuff" ~ Grandaddy . Just curious, did your Grandaddy ever loan you his chapstick? Nope . He didn't use Chapstick . Just used cow pie to keep grandma from kissin' him .
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Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
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11/24/20 10:18 PM
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Posts: 84
rodknocker
Outdoorsman
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Outdoorsman
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he's more f-----d than a chicken snake in a bush hog
rodknocker
Skeeter FXLE
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Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13783858
11/24/20 10:27 PM
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Posts: 461
rebait
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Angler
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Sometimes I get through listening before he gets through talking.
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Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13783867
11/24/20 10:41 PM
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Posts: 1,142
Slow Drifter
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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When speaking of a bad place to visit.... "Yeah, I spent four days there one night."
SD
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Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
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11/26/20 05:20 AM
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Posts: 574
Bassman_78
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Pro Angler
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Sweating like a whore/hooker in church
Colder than a well digger's a$$
Colder than a buttfucker's dick in a snowman's a$$
Makes as much sense as a screen door on a submarine
As smart as bait
Happy as a pig in sh!t
____ would make coffee nervous
He couldn't find his a$$ with both hands and a map
Hotter than a two dollar pistol
Dumber than a second coat of paint
And if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle
Half a bubble off plumb
Last edited by Bassman_78; 11/26/20 05:21 AM.
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Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Bassman_78]
#13785409
11/26/20 05:41 AM
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Posts: 19,769
Bee'z
honey boo boo
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honey boo boo
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Sweating like a whore/hooker in church
Colder than a well digger's a$$
Colder than a buttfucker's dick in a snowman's a$$
Makes as much sense as a screen door on a submarine
As smart as bait
Happy as a pig in sh!t
____ would make coffee nervous
He couldn't find his a$$ with both hands and a map
Hotter than a two dollar pistol
Dumber than a second coat of paint
And if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle
Half a bubble off plumb Couldn't scratch his arse without a fist full of fish hooks is all I have to add.
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Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13785502
11/26/20 01:33 PM
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Posts: 10,843
rj74955
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Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
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11/27/20 07:55 PM
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Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 3,585
fivebites
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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My grandfather used this one a lot:
A lazy man tries to carry all the wood in one load.
My dad's favorite:
I so confused I don't know if I've lost my horse or found a rope.
2019 Chevy Tahoe 2018 Basscat Eyra 250 Proxs PB Wife of 32 years! PB Largemouth 9.56 Ray Roberts
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Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
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11/28/20 12:14 AM
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Posts: 548
1442
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if my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards.
I can tell ya how you can lose fifty pounds of ugly fat...Cut off your head.
You look like the North end of a South bound opossum.
If brains was dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
If that boy had brains, He'd be dangerous.
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Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13787157
11/28/20 11:04 AM
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Posts: 14,320
river-rat
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Im happier than a 2 peckered puppy
"I have not failed, I just found 10,000 ways it won't work". Thomas Edison
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Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13787177
11/28/20 12:18 PM
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Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 6,497
AmpedUp
TFF Celebrity
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TFF Celebrity
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That's slicker than snot on a glass doorknob!!
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Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13787280
11/28/20 02:30 PM
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Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 8,559
Oldrabbit
TFF Celebrity
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TFF Celebrity
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He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. That boy is a few eggs short of a dozen. That woman would argue with a fence post and win.
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Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13787282
11/28/20 02:34 PM
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Joined: Oct 2012
Posts: 25,338
ReelBusy
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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The only opossum out in the country is a big o' possum.
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Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13787284
11/28/20 02:36 PM
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Posts: 25,338
ReelBusy
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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Not my monkeys, not my circus
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Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13787318
11/28/20 03:10 PM
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Posts: 105
rustler
Outdoorsman
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Outdoorsman
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Slicker than deer guts on a door knob.
That fence line and those gates is where my give a chit starts and stops.
There is not two sides to the truth.
You either make dust or eat it.
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