“Profanity is the effort of a feeble mind trying to express itself forcibly”

I'm lucky as a goat with two but a wart on each one.

TMI!!!

Geez, is nothing sacred anymore

%(#! that!

That's lower than quail s**t in a wagon rut.

It makes sense if you don't think about it.

"uglier than a mud fence"

"ugly enough to stop an 8 day clock"...

After a fart: That one's going to itch after it dries.

Colder than a well diggers arse.
She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Butter face: She has smokin body, but her face!

you can fool most of the people most of the time ,
and that is enough,

Abe Lincoln

Who also said ,, " don't trust the internet "


Mo

Looks like she had a fire on her face and someone put it out with a wet chain.

I do believe he'd hold one in his mouth until the swelling went down.
- My Father-In-Law

"Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet"

"There's old pilots and there's brave pilots but there are no old brave pilots"

"you move about a fast as pond water son"

"think before you do something thats never been done before"

"Sometimes its good to keep your mouth shut and appear to be a fool then open it and remove all doubt"

"If ignorance is bliss, your the happiest person alive"

"I would agree with you but then we would both be wrong"

"Ever heard the old saying, learn something new each day? You go a few years of catching up to do"

"We all have the right to be stupid sometimes but damnit boy, your abusing the privilege"

"That could stink a dog off a gut wagon"

"Never outsmart common sense"

"Sometimes the best place to hide something, is right out in the open"

"Theres a reason you were born with 2 ears and only one tongue, you have more the learn then you have to say"

"Never argue with a stupid person, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

"That makes my butt want a dip of snuff" ~ Grandaddy .

Just curious, did your Grandaddy ever loan you his chapstick?