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Re: Witty Sayings [Re: Jpurdue] #13783313 11/24/20 03:26 PM
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“Profanity is the effort of a feeble mind trying to express itself forcibly”

Re: Witty Sayings [Re: beartrap] #13783358 11/24/20 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by beartrap
"luckier than a two-peckured goat".......I think this originated from somebody describing awbarn's football team.....

I'm lucky as a goat with two but a wart on each one.

Re: Witty Sayings [Re: fishslime] #13783375 11/24/20 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by fishslime
Originally Posted by beartrap
"luckier than a two-peckured goat".......I think this originated from somebody describing awbarn's football team.....

I'm lucky as a goat with two but a wart on each one.



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Re: Witty Sayings [Re: fishslime] #13783378 11/24/20 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by fishslime
Originally Posted by beartrap
"luckier than a two-peckured goat".......I think this originated from somebody describing awbarn's football team.....

I'm lucky as a goat with two but a wart on each one.


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Re: Witty Sayings [Re: Patrnflyr] #13783381 11/24/20 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Patrnflyr
“Profanity is the effort of a feeble mind trying to express itself forcibly”


%(#! that! roflmao


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Re: Witty Sayings [Re: Jpurdue] #13783437 11/24/20 04:43 PM
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That's lower than quail s**t in a wagon rut.


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Re: Witty Sayings [Re: Jpurdue] #13783441 11/24/20 04:47 PM
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Re: Witty Sayings [Re: Jpurdue] #13783492 11/24/20 05:15 PM
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Re: Witty Sayings [Re: Jpurdue] #13783570 11/24/20 05:59 PM
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Looks like she had a fire on her face and someone put it out with a wet chain.

Re: Witty Sayings [Re: Jpurdue] #13783607 11/24/20 06:22 PM
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Re: Witty Sayings [Re: Jpurdue] #13783621 11/24/20 06:34 PM
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Re: Witty Sayings [Re: Jpurdue] #13783657 11/24/20 07:02 PM
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"That makes my butt want a dip of snuff" ~ Grandaddy .

Re: Witty Sayings [Re: Siberman] #13783663 11/24/20 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Siberman
"That makes my butt want a dip of snuff" ~ Grandaddy .


Just curious, did your Grandaddy ever loan you his chapstick?


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