The world needs ditch diggers, too.

When we were fishing together and he was catching and I wasn't. Boy, you ain't holding your mouth right.

Come on bones.....talking to the crappie so they'd bite!

Don't get me lying to ya!

If you needed a hat to cover your brain, a thimble would slide down over your ears boy.

You could f-up a chitsandwich.

Don't quit a job before you have another one. Never discipline children in front of other people. Go ahead and take it apart - I'll help you put it back together if necessary.

Don’t underestimate the farmer with only one gun for he probably knows how to use it.

Crazier than a striped road lizard.

It doesn’t hurt that bad. - anytime he was hitting grounders at me and I caught one with my body.
Have fun and be safe.
It’s cheaper to keep her.
It’s better to cheat than repeat.
Every time you get in trouble, I get in trouble. Let’s try to minimize that.

you want some spending money, get a job.

the hardest thing to do is the right thing to do

Always do the right thing, even whe no one is watching

Its better to be 10 minutes early than 1 minute late

Boy your about as f***** up as a football bat

When was looking for something i couldnt find:
If it was up your azz kicking footballs youd know wher its at

You could f up an anvil with a rubber hammer

Daddy was gone !