Wth are you two talking about?

I’m not cooking with the door closed if that’s what you’re thinking.

I feel like this is gonna burn down first go

It damned sure will when he soaks it in flammable stain.

What are your plans with that porcelain cutout sitting underneath the old coffee table?

I don’t know what I’m gonna do with that. Any ideas?

I am gonna make a water feature out of this one.

Think about lining the entire inside with welding blanket material or concrete board or aluminum sheet
Safety first

It gets hot, dry, and windy there

I'd be more worried about leaving it sitting for extended periods and killer bees taking over..

I give you an A+ for creativity and innovation!

What’s the chances of asphyxiation?

Thanks for the vote of confidence, SgtDag!

Finished it up this weekend.

Grill with adjustable rack.


Nothing falling through this grate!


Shelf for the cutting board.


Tools and a bottle opener.


See honey! I told you I’d use that broken rake we’ve been kicking around in the garage for 18 years!


Even has a little solar spotlight.

It could couple as a smokehouse.

A+ for creativity and usability.

I do however hope you have a good A:B:C fire extinguisher handy to that location.

Nice work

couple more screws and you could hang some serious hams on that rake.

Looks great. I’m looking forward to you treating me to another great meal the next time I’m down there.