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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone? [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13554635 05/12/20 03:28 PM
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone? [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13554644 05/12/20 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan90210 ☮
Originally Posted by Jpurdue
Right now I have it written in my Will to be cremated and my ashes spread in some of my favorite places across the globe. I don't see the point of graves and tombstones anymore. My digital presence will live on as long as society lives on and my descendants can learn about me through that. Better than visiting a rock in my opinion.


Well..yes.

I think probably more than half of us plan to be cremated.

Please play along properly please.



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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone? [Re: uncle_bagster] #13554652 05/12/20 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by uncle_bagster
Here lies John
his soul set free
died from the cl@p
at 103.



Reminds me of this:

Here lies the body of Mary Lee
Died at the age of a hundred and three
For fifteen years she kept her virginity
Not a bad record for this vicinity


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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone? [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13554658 05/12/20 03:46 PM
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone? [Re: MBradford] #13554663 05/12/20 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by MBradford
Originally Posted by uncle_bagster
Here lies John
his soul set free
died from the cl@p
at 103.



Reminds me of this:

Here lies the body of Mary Lee
Died at the age of a hundred and three
For fifteen years she kept her virginity
Not a bad record for this vicinity


Ah, Quint, you were a scoundrel!


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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone? [Re: CCTX] #13554672 05/12/20 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by CCTX
Are Viking funerals legal in Texas?

Send me adrift on a wood canoe loaded with gasoline on Lake Lavon and people dressed up in Norse gear can shoot flaming arrows once I'm 40 yards out.


That sounds like a pretty cool idea but I don't think your wife would go for it.

And if we could get approval for this why not do it at White Rock? that way if you're going to haunt an area you can hunt around the trail where all the hot women go jogging.

I've heard a lot of these ghosts are pretty pervy so this would be a good place to haunt.

Re: What do you want in your Tombstone? [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13554674 05/12/20 03:52 PM
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"I told you I was sick"


seriously, no headstone for me.
body donated to SW Medical Center, they can do as they wish with whatever is left.


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Cut with her golden oars the silver stream,
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone? [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13554675 05/12/20 03:53 PM
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone? [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13554679 05/12/20 03:54 PM
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Thank you, that is a very generous gift.
The students and PhDs at UTSW are respectful and very appreciative to those who donate.


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Originally Posted by CCTX
Thank you, that is a very generous gift.
The students and PhDs at UTSW are respectful and very appreciative to those who donate.


Yeah but they're probably like NPR... You make one generous gift and then they call you an email you constantly.

Re: What do you want in your Tombstone? [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13554694 05/12/20 04:02 PM
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Well, when you make that final gift, that's not an issue.


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Originally Posted by CCTX
Well, when you make that final gift, that's not an issue.


Oh you think they don't have Gmail in the afterlife? Bet they do.

Re: What do you want in your Tombstone? [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13554712 05/12/20 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan90210 ☮
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Well, when you make that final gift, that's not an issue.


Oh you think they don't have Gmail in the afterlife? Bet they do.


Every dead person I communicate with uses yahoo mail.
Well, except for those who died prior to the 21st century.


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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone? [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13554723 05/12/20 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan90210 ☮
Originally Posted by CCTX
Are Viking funerals legal in Texas?

Send me adrift on a wood canoe loaded with gasoline on Lake Lavon and people dressed up in Norse gear can shoot flaming arrows once I'm 40 yards out.


That sounds like a pretty cool idea but I don't think your wife would go for it.

And if we could get approval for this why not do it at White Rock? that way if you're going to haunt an area you can hunt around the trail where all the hot women go jogging.

I've heard a lot of these ghosts are pretty pervy so this would be a good place to haunt.


I'd rather become part of the water supply for Collin County and Garland.
Too many Kathies at WRL would harsh my ghost vibe.


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