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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone?
[Re: Dan90210 ☮]
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05/12/20 03:28 PM
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GarySHO
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A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user- Theodore Roosevelt Broken Bow Lake Fishing Guide 2020 Caymas CX 20 PRO and 250 SHO
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone?
[Re: Dan90210 ☮]
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05/12/20 03:37 PM
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Icepick
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Right now I have it written in my Will to be cremated and my ashes spread in some of my favorite places across the globe. I don't see the point of graves and tombstones anymore. My digital presence will live on as long as society lives on and my descendants can learn about me through that. Better than visiting a rock in my opinion. Well..yes. I think probably more than half of us plan to be cremated. Please play along properly please. I'll play along I HAVE BECOME COMFORTABLY NUMB
This thread needs more cowbell ...
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone?
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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05/12/20 03:42 PM
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MBradford
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Here lies John his soul set free died from the cl@p at 103. Reminds me of this: Here lies the body of Mary Lee Died at the age of a hundred and three For fifteen years she kept her virginity Not a bad record for this vicinity
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone?
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05/12/20 03:46 PM
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Gusick
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Like sands through an hour glass, so are the days of our lives.
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone?
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05/12/20 03:47 PM
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Uncle Zeek
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Here lies John his soul set free died from the cl@p at 103. Reminds me of this: Here lies the body of Mary Lee Died at the age of a hundred and three For fifteen years she kept her virginity Not a bad record for this vicinity Ah, Quint, you were a scoundrel!
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone?
[Re: CCTX]
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05/12/20 03:51 PM
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Dan90210 ☮
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Are Viking funerals legal in Texas?
Send me adrift on a wood canoe loaded with gasoline on Lake Lavon and people dressed up in Norse gear can shoot flaming arrows once I'm 40 yards out. That sounds like a pretty cool idea but I don't think your wife would go for it. And if we could get approval for this why not do it at White Rock? that way if you're going to haunt an area you can hunt around the trail where all the hot women go jogging. I've heard a lot of these ghosts are pretty pervy so this would be a good place to haunt.
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone?
[Re: Dan90210 ☮]
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05/12/20 03:52 PM
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reeltexan
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"I told you I was sick"
seriously, no headstone for me. body donated to SW Medical Center, they can do as they wish with whatever is left.
"..The pleasantist angling is to see the fish Cut with her golden oars the silver stream, And greedily devour the treacherous bait. Bill Shakespeare
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone?
[Re: Dan90210 ☮]
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05/12/20 03:53 PM
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outfishdya
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I want mine to say .....I'M BACK..... or If Mrs S. is buried beside me, Something went wrong
Woke up this morning Got yourself a gun....
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone?
[Re: Dan90210 ☮]
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05/12/20 03:54 PM
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CCTX
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Thank you, that is a very generous gift. The students and PhDs at UTSW are respectful and very appreciative to those who donate.
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone?
[Re: CCTX]
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05/12/20 04:00 PM
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Dan90210 ☮
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Thank you, that is a very generous gift. The students and PhDs at UTSW are respectful and very appreciative to those who donate. Yeah but they're probably like NPR... You make one generous gift and then they call you an email you constantly.
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone?
[Re: Dan90210 ☮]
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05/12/20 04:02 PM
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CCTX
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Well, when you make that final gift, that's not an issue.
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone?
[Re: CCTX]
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05/12/20 04:05 PM
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Dan90210 ☮
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Well, when you make that final gift, that's not an issue. Oh you think they don't have Gmail in the afterlife? Bet they do.
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone?
[Re: Dan90210 ☮]
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05/12/20 04:11 PM
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Icepick
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Well, when you make that final gift, that's not an issue. Oh you think they don't have Gmail in the afterlife? Bet they do. Every dead person I communicate with uses yahoo mail. Well, except for those who died prior to the 21st century.
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone?
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05/12/20 04:14 PM
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Curt0407
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Born 1952. Died sky diving 2073.
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Re: What do you want in your Tombstone?
[Re: Dan90210 ☮]
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05/12/20 04:16 PM
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CCTX
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Are Viking funerals legal in Texas?
Send me adrift on a wood canoe loaded with gasoline on Lake Lavon and people dressed up in Norse gear can shoot flaming arrows once I'm 40 yards out. That sounds like a pretty cool idea but I don't think your wife would go for it. And if we could get approval for this why not do it at White Rock? that way if you're going to haunt an area you can hunt around the trail where all the hot women go jogging. I've heard a lot of these ghosts are pretty pervy so this would be a good place to haunt. I'd rather become part of the water supply for Collin County and Garland. Too many Kathies at WRL would harsh my ghost vibe.
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