When using a public toilet one time....someone pulled the water filler hose inside the bowl a loose and pointed it facing foward were you sit and carefully put the lid back over the hose barely sticking out....I was not pleased.....

As a teenager I had a friend who hunted game birds of all kinds and did his own reloading. He loaded up a 12GA shell with nothing but powder and wadding, called me to come over to his house and when I was walking up to his front door he jumped out of the shrubs, leveled the shotgun, and cut loose. I was less than 8 feet away when he fired. Wadding hit me just to the right of my privates, caused me to do a flip landing me on my back, and knocking me out for a few seconds. He thought he had killed me. Although it hurt like He77 and I was even madder, to see the look on his face and the tears in his eyes when I came to made it worthwhile, almost!

I know a guy did the same thing. Pulled the prank on his buddies, but when he loaded up his gun, he accidentally grabbed a live shell rolling in the back of his cab from his dove hunt. The first two guys were laughing it up after getting shot in the arse with wadding. The third spend 3 months in the hospital after his kidneys were filled with birdshot.

Co-workers put a Hustler magazine in guy's Sunday school lesson folder. Said when he saw it, "I slammed the lid on my briefcase so hard everbody looked at me which made it worse". Another time a guy was being a jerk and his cologne got emptied out and peed in.

The Oilfield is full of pranks especially for the worms (new guys) I could write a book on them.

One of the ones that I seen lately is a guy takes a broken tape measure and roles it up in his hand. He then takes a big gulp cup and fills it about halfway with small rocks

You take a stick and start poking them rocks and tell your victim you have a baby snake in there.

Curiosity gets the better of them and when they come close enough to look in the cup you let that tape measure tape go.

Most people will carp their britches when that happens. Good Times.

Years ago my brother and I, along with several friends, were at the Q102 Bring In The Weekend Party at a restaurant and bar named Sam's Place in the Cityview area of Ft. Worth. We were sitting at the bar after the crowd dispersed, and saw a homeless-looking guy walk into the restaurant area. There were several empty tables that still had beer bottles, and he would drink from the ones that still had beer left in them. He then went to a couple of tables that were still occupied, and would start bothering people, which kinda set my brother off.

Unbeknowst to us, he grabs an empty bottle, goes into the restroom, urinates in it, and adds a bit of cold water to it and returns to the bar. He sets it on the corner of the bar and tells everyone in our group not to touch it. Sure enough, the bum walks up to the bar and grabs the bottle. Noticing that it is nearly full, he puts it to his lips, turns it bottoms up, and starts chugging. Halfway through, his eyes get big as saucers, and he slams the bottle down on the bar and quickly heads for the exit. Everybody asks, "What the hell did you do?" He explains what he did, and everyone was like "Dude, that was #@$%&* up."

Stealing lunches got you a piece of chocolate cake frosted with EX Lax at the plants I worked at.

High school girl friend use to make those. Fortunately I knew not eat her brownies. I worked with a Jewish computer operator who got in to anything like cakes in break room. One of the ladies in the office we decided to put icing on a sponge. Fixed him. They found him trying to cut it. One of my favorites is to put a pile of peanut butter on someone's porch, ring doorbell and say sorry my dog must have done it. Ask for a paper towel to clean up. When they come back grab a dab with finger put on your mouth and say no not my dog. Works best with women.

works good on problem horses too. Dove hunting in Ranger one year we had a mare in heat that would not leave my retriever alone. I sat there and opened up a shell and dumped the pellets out. Next time she tried to mess with my dog I popped her in the butt from about 15'.