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Let’s talk sock etiquette
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03/11/20 05:43 PM
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river-rat
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So when going to bed at night, do you roll your socks of like a condom? Or do you drag them across the carpet until they come off? Or do you do the hook with your finger and turn them inside out? Me personally I try to grab my sock With my other foot and pant leg at the same time, and when they both come off at the same time, i feel occoumplished
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Re: Let’s talk sock etiquette
[Re: river-rat]
#13467721
03/11/20 05:48 PM
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steveiam
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I’m a condom roller type-
What has happed to you does not define who you are-
HOW you react to what happens to you DOES!
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Re: Let’s talk sock etiquette
[Re: river-rat]
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03/11/20 06:01 PM
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hopalong
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what are these sock things you speak of?
Last edited by hopalong; 03/11/20 06:01 PM.
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Re: Let’s talk sock etiquette
[Re: river-rat]
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03/11/20 06:03 PM
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Ranger1
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So when going to bed at night, do you roll your socks of like a condom? Or do you drag them across the carpet until they come off? Or do you do the hook with your finger and turn them inside out? Me personally I try to grab my sock With my other foot and pant leg at the same time, and when they both come off at the same time, i feel occoumplished
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Re: Let’s talk sock etiquette
[Re: hopalong]
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03/11/20 06:12 PM
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Allison1
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what are these sock things you speak of?
You know, the thing you grab when there is no paper available.
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Re: Let’s talk sock etiquette
[Re: river-rat]
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03/11/20 06:12 PM
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Icepick
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I envy you. I've never had the pleasure of feeling occoumplished.
This thread needs more cowbell ...
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Re: Let’s talk sock etiquette
[Re: river-rat]
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03/11/20 06:25 PM
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John175☮
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I take them off and make sure they are rightside out...if I put them in the hamper inside out the woman will put them in the drawer inside out. She says it's my problem. I don't argue the point or she'll make another sock disappear.
“Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men.” -JFK
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Re: Let’s talk sock etiquette
[Re: river-rat]
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03/11/20 06:30 PM
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tsspencer2887
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So when going to bed at night, do you roll your socks of like a condom? Or do you drag them across the carpet until they come off? Or do you do the hook with your finger and turn them inside out? Me personally I try to grab my sock With my other foot and pant leg at the same time, and when they both come off at the same time, i feel occoumplished
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Re: Let’s talk sock etiquette
[Re: John175☮]
#13467772
03/11/20 06:31 PM
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Icepick
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I take them off and make sure they are rightside out...if I put them in the hamper inside out the woman will put them in the drawer inside out. She says it's my problem. I don't argue the point or she'll make another sock disappear. When I'm rich I'm going to hire someone to do laundry not because I need them but just because I want them to count the socks going in the washer, coming out of the washer, and coming out of the dryer. We deserve to know the truth!
This thread needs more cowbell ...
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Re: Let’s talk sock etiquette
[Re: Icepick]
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03/11/20 06:39 PM
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John175☮
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I take them off and make sure they are rightside out...if I put them in the hamper inside out the woman will put them in the drawer inside out. She says it's my problem. I don't argue the point or she'll make another sock disappear. When I'm rich I'm going to hire someone to do laundry not because I need them but just because I want them to count the socks going in the washer, coming out of the washer, and coming out of the dryer. We deserve to know the truth!
“Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men.” -JFK
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Re: Let’s talk sock etiquette
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03/11/20 06:54 PM
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PondFish
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You people have way to much spare time on your hands if you have time to think of this stuff.
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Re: Let’s talk sock etiquette
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03/11/20 06:56 PM
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Uncle Zeek
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Now you've inflicted the centipede's dilemma on me .... I won't be able to take my socks off tonight because I'll be thinking about how to do it and I never give it any thought ...
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Re: Let’s talk sock etiquette
[Re: river-rat]
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03/11/20 08:35 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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I thought condoms rolled on... I never rolled one off.
tip-rip and toss
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Re: Let’s talk sock etiquette
[Re: Icepick]
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03/11/20 08:39 PM
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machinist
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I take them off and make sure they are rightside out...if I put them in the hamper inside out the woman will put them in the drawer inside out. She says it's my problem. I don't argue the point or she'll make another sock disappear. When I'm rich I'm going to hire someone to do laundry not because I need them but just because I want them to count the socks going in the washer, coming out of the washer, and coming out of the dryer. We deserve to know the truth! Are you saying you can't count?
I fish on the edge and stay out of the middle
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Re: Let’s talk sock etiquette
[Re: Icepick]
#13467874
03/11/20 08:42 PM
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Monty Wright
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I take them off and make sure they are rightside out...if I put them in the hamper inside out the woman will put them in the drawer inside out. She says it's my problem. I don't argue the point or she'll make another sock disappear. When I'm rich I'm going to hire someone to do laundry not because I need them but just because I want them to count the socks going in the washer, coming out of the washer, and coming out of the dryer. We deserve to know the truth! Several years back, I started talking my socks off and folding them back together before they go in the hamper. I haven't had a sock go missing since then. Now occasionally, they won't get unfolded before going in the washer, but I haven't lost a sock in a long time.
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