So when going to bed at night, do you roll your socks of like a condom? Or do you drag them across the carpet until they come off? Or do you do the hook with your finger and turn them inside out? Me personally I try to grab my sock With my other foot and pant leg at the same time, and when they both come off at the same time, i feel occoumplished

I’m a condom roller type-

what are these sock things you speak of?

You know, the thing you grab when there is no paper available.

I envy you.
I've never had the pleasure of feeling occoumplished.

I take them off and make sure they are rightside out...if I put them in the hamper inside out the woman will put them in the drawer inside out. She says it's my problem. I don't argue the point or she'll make another sock disappear.

Have you ever seen those feminist rallies where the ladies cheer about how much smarter they are than men? I laugh everytime because ^^^THIS is who they're smarter than.

When I'm rich I'm going to hire someone to do laundry not because I need them but just because I want them to count the socks going in the washer, coming out of the washer, and coming out of the dryer. We deserve to know the truth!

You people have way to much spare time on your hands if you have time to think of this stuff.

Now you've inflicted the centipede's dilemma on me .... I won't be able to take my socks off tonight because I'll be thinking about how to do it and I never give it any thought ...

I thought condoms rolled on... I never rolled one off.

tip-rip and toss

Are you saying you can't count?

Several years back, I started talking my socks off and folding them back together before they go in the hamper. I haven't had a sock go missing since then. Now occasionally, they won't get unfolded before going in the washer, but I haven't lost a sock in a long time.