I always ask for a courtesy flush if that culprit is still sitting on the thunder bucket

I am very competitive. I sit down, get to work with my shirt pulled over my nose and mouth then I quietly but loud enough the other person can hear say "Launch sequence activated.....3....2....1.....LAUNCH! Then Let er RIP! It is normally after a long meeting and i have accumulated a lot of gas so it sounds like a an old pan head harley starting on a cold day.

Funny, normally guys will pack up pretty quick as many times they are all done looking at their phones or such (Which is gross, I will not touch my phone until I wash my hands) I have had a couple guys say "OH GOD" and wipe super fast to get out of the bathroom.

Pooping is the great equalizer. We all do it. Might as well try to get a laugh out of it.

I knew my co-worker was in the stall next to me and I intentionally started saying stuff like "OMG it is too big for the hole" "OMG it hurts so bad"etc..etc.. he got a good laugh

Sold some mobile homes to Israel to house Etheopian Jews. We heard back that they were doing their business outside and using toilets for washing dishes, clothes, etc..

bwhahahahahahaha

Co-worker was in Home Depot plumbing section with young daughter. She kept saying she had to go. Finally he said ok let's go. She says I don't need to now. He was mad and asked why. She just pointed to a display toilet. He said we are out of here now. I asked what number. He said he did not look.

LOL

The worst excuse for toilet paper there also, I suspect they choose that toilet paper to discourage poo in there-

Y'all office workers need to learn to wake up earlier and drink coffee. Take care of that mess at home. No way in hell i'm sitting down in one of the portalets on my job sites.

LOL! I need that!

I usually turn around and go elsewhere. I know my sh*t stinks, but I know how to courtesy flush and make it a point to keep it quick in there. No reason to sit and linger.

I have seen people do this in the restroom