Poop Air

Do you ever go in the bathroom at work and there is someone or someone's in the stalls and it smell like pure poop?
Do you leave and come back?
I don't want to breathe that poop air into my lungs

what is the protocol for this?

Oh, and the noises. Good Lord, It sounds like a horn section audition in there.

Be glad you don't work at the airport.

I hate early morning flights. The smells and sounds in the bathrooms are ridiculous.

Is this a cunning way of telling us your sh** don't stink?

It smells like pooparee

If you work in an office building call the building manager. Explain the situation and ask them to check the restroom exhaust as well as the outside air intake. You could have an elephant drop a deuce in there and if the air is balanced correctly you shouldn’t have an issue.

Absolutely

You're choosing the wrong airline obviously.

If they've really fouled it up, I'll usually loudly say something like, "My God, ya'll need to go see a doctor, an exorcist, or something" then I'll walk back out and go find another restroom.

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South side of Ray Hubbard with a south wind is always full of poop air

LOL

It gets really bad in there.

Try being a plumber at the second largest school district in Texas

So this got me thinking... why do we call it "taking a poop?"


I mean I've been pooping every day my entire life, and to my knowledge, I've never once taken any poop with me.

I was talking about the airport bathrooms, not the bathrooms on the plane. Although, it’s really bad walking into one of those phone-booth sized johns after someone just dropped a heater, too.

That you are aware of. some may have been clinging on

I just say out loud. Can we have a courtesy flush.

I go to another bathroom if a stall is taken. I like my privacy.

When I worked at General Dynamics 30 years ago, every stall had an exhaust duct near the toilet.

Wish my current place of employment would implement a similar system.

I thought you were flying in a toilet.

I use to travel to a plant in northern Al.. General manager once suggested that we put an exhaust fan in the men's bathroom and the outlet in the women's. I said "what are you trying to do get them all to quit?"

Business trip to Japan - went in the bathroom and the 'toilets' were holes in the floor. There was residue around the edges of the holes where the deposit didn't exactly hit the hole. The stench would make your eyes water. Luckily my hotel room had an actual toilet.

Say brutha, put a little water on that !!!

Porta Johns can get pretty bad . I’d don’t get the option most days to choose just gotta bare it lol

Like those kids ever hit the toilet. Try being a custodian!

Yep. when I had my trim business I had to use them. There is nothing like Mexican food turned into poop and deposited by many hombres

Many of the kids whose parents came from south of the border thought the urinal was for doing a number 2🤢

and they throw their toilet paper in the trashcan instead of flushing

Move this to the Bunker. They know how to deal with it there.

I’ve all ways feared the airplane toilet, the human interaction is never positive, if you laid down a deuce or the receiving end of a deposit

We have toilet training for our foreign employees.

AY caramba !

Same thing in southern Italy many years ago.

Pray you never have to take a business trip to the middle east.

I have this exact one framed in my guest bathroom

I feel bad for you all. I complain about having to constantly go to the third world country that is Portland Oregon

Walmart is worse than I ever want to experience again.

I went to a walmart bathroom recently and it was disgusting

FIFY.

We have a 'family' bathroom at work... basically it's a bathroom anyone can use and the door locks. It was originally a men's restroom and for the longest time nobody used it. Now it's always in use, but more often than not people don't lock that door. That poor toilet gets violated multiple times a day. As bad as it is, the women's restroom is worse. I asked the custodian one time why the women's restroom doors were always propped open.... she told me it's because the smell is so bad.

I usually just go to the locker room. The naked 80 year old men is disturbing, but the poop smell is rarely an issue. Our mainframe team puts some very powerful odor fighting urinal screens out and keeps the offending odors at a minimum.

https://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/S-18729/Bathroom-Supplies/Uline-Deluxe-Urinal-Screen

These really do help. We have 6000 people a day in our facility...

Dang, is half of them poop that is 3000 poops a day. That poor toilet

We have about 50 toilets in our building, plus urinals, but yeah...

https://www.poopourri.com

I always ask for a courtesy flush if that culprit is still sitting on the thunder bucket

I am very competitive. I sit down, get to work with my shirt pulled over my nose and mouth then I quietly but loud enough the other person can hear say "Launch sequence activated.....3....2....1.....LAUNCH! Then Let er RIP! It is normally after a long meeting and i have accumulated a lot of gas so it sounds like a an old pan head harley starting on a cold day.

Funny, normally guys will pack up pretty quick as many times they are all done looking at their phones or such (Which is gross, I will not touch my phone until I wash my hands) I have had a couple guys say "OH GOD" and wipe super fast to get out of the bathroom.

Pooping is the great equalizer. We all do it. Might as well try to get a laugh out of it.

I knew my co-worker was in the stall next to me and I intentionally started saying stuff like "OMG it is too big for the hole" "OMG it hurts so bad"etc..etc.. he got a good laugh

Sold some mobile homes to Israel to house Etheopian Jews. We heard back that they were doing their business outside and using toilets for washing dishes, clothes, etc..

bwhahahahahahaha

Co-worker was in Home Depot plumbing section with young daughter. She kept saying she had to go. Finally he said ok let's go. She says I don't need to now. He was mad and asked why. She just pointed to a display toilet. He said we are out of here now. I asked what number. He said he did not look.

LOL

The worst excuse for toilet paper there also, I suspect they choose that toilet paper to discourage poo in there-

Y'all office workers need to learn to wake up earlier and drink coffee. Take care of that mess at home. No way in hell i'm sitting down in one of the portalets on my job sites.

LOL! I need that!

I usually turn around and go elsewhere. I know my sh*t stinks, but I know how to courtesy flush and make it a point to keep it quick in there. No reason to sit and linger.

I have seen people do this in the restroom

I've chit in England
And I've chit in France.
But, before I chit in here,
I'll chit in my pants.

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WORD up

This had laughing so hard I was crying! Cant believe I’m reading a poop thread on the TFF, WTH!?

To add a little twist to the thread, how many have been known to wipe and then bring it out and take a look-see? And why would you doo that?

And have you ever heard of a re-wipe sitting?

Please, thread...….END SOON!

That’s fricking hilarious.

You have to look until the paper comes back clean
You ever have one you just couldn't clean? It was like wiping a chocolate pie.You finally just take a shower

OK....coffee all over the keyboard!

i always give the guy mopping in the bathroom a $5

A $5 or a 5#?

why?

you should also tip them
gotta be the worst job in the world
& who in the world has to do that in an airport

Since I had my gall bladder removed about 10 years ago I’ll go wherever I’m at the moment. There’s no holding it since that surgery. When I gotta go I gotta go!!

I have half of a colon. I am the same way.When I start crowning ---- it is on

New handle?

I bought a new septic system about 3 weeks ago. So the new Dirt wouldn’t get washed away, I through out some rye seed. The other night we had a great pot roast. One of the sprinkler heads from the system sprays water on my new grass.

I call this photo, chipped beef on rye

First and foremost, it's hilarious. Second, it's a great conversation piece.