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 Re: Beyond in the dog house
[Re: Bob Davis]
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01/23/20 07:43 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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I did. We take delivery of her new Tesla X in a week or so. That's bad man. Real bad. Godspeed. Yeah she hasn’t responded to a text today. I’m sure the teachers she teaches with by now know that her husband forgot her birthday May God have mercy. I will say a prayer or two for you. Oh Lawt, the Hens will eat you alive.
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Beyond in the dog house
[Re: cocodrie]
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01/23/20 08:07 PM
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MBradford
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My wife just brought up some [censored] from December of 2010. They never forget. Hell, my wife brings up stuff from 1999.
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Re: Beyond in the dog house
[Re: camo-jorts]
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01/23/20 08:16 PM
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PondFish
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My wife brings up stuff from when we met in High School in 1978
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Re: Beyond in the dog house
[Re: camo-jorts]
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01/23/20 10:12 PM
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river-rat
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The couch isn’t so bad, it’s like camping, and your closer to the kitchen
"I have not failed, I just found 10,000 ways it won't work". Thomas Edison
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Re: Beyond in the dog house
[Re: camo-jorts]
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01/23/20 10:14 PM
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CrankAddict
The Panther
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The Panther
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Stop doing dumb stuff for us to bring up 10 years later.
Problem solved.
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Re: Beyond in the dog house
[Re: camo-jorts]
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01/23/20 10:27 PM
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rj74955
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My ex used to wake me out of a dead sleep in the middle of the night screaming about something that had happened 5 years prior. I like my sleep a lot more than I liked her.
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Re: Beyond in the dog house
[Re: camo-jorts]
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01/23/20 10:30 PM
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COFF
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Birthday's are the most spare accomplishment to celebrate. You are celebrating the fact that you didn't die... literally the bare minimum one has to do in life.
Be careful explaining it to the wife though. She will steer the same logic to anniversaries. If you slip and say something to the effect of "another year married to you is quite the accomplishment," then you're toast.
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Re: Beyond in the dog house
[Re: CrankAddict]
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01/23/20 10:38 PM
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Bob Davis
Bunkeroid Bob
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Stop doing dumb stuff for us to bring up 10 years later.
Problem solved.
I know, but we can't. I have found that just when I think I am pretty smart, here comes another act of stupidness.
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Re: Beyond in the dog house
[Re: Bob Davis]
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01/23/20 10:44 PM
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John175☮
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We got married the day after her birthday. I get beat down for forgetting her birthday and it reminds me a My wife just brought up some [censored] from December of 2010. They never forget. Word. ^^^^^^^ Yeah they do...all the good stuff.
“Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men.” -JFK
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Re: Beyond in the dog house
[Re: camo-jorts]
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01/23/20 11:44 PM
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senko9S
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reminds me of a Ron White saying...
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Re: Beyond in the dog house
[Re: camo-jorts]
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01/23/20 11:48 PM
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Kicker16
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Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. Your welcome. It’s also our anniversary! She picked this date so I wouldn’t forget. Mine did the same thing, so far I haven't forgot. Her, her family and my family all forgot my birthday 1 yr,
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Re: Beyond in the dog house
[Re: camo-jorts]
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01/24/20 01:18 AM
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Pilothawk
Pumpkin Head
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Pumpkin Head
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I would buy her a new boat...
Then again, I am divorced.
Just remember this, a good wife protects you with subtle hints...such as,”Where are we going next fri to celebrate my birthday.”
So, see, her hands are not clean in this deal.
Last edited by Pilothawk; 01/24/20 01:21 AM.
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Re: Beyond in the dog house
[Re: Pilothawk]
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01/24/20 02:28 AM
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camo-jorts
OP
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I would buy her a new boat...
Then again, I am divorced.
Just remember this, a good wife protects you with subtle hints...such as,”Where are we going next fri to celebrate my birthday.”
So, see, her hands are not clean in this deal. So I did buy a new boat last summer without really telling her. That didn’t go over so well.
�Status quo, you know, is Latin for �the mess we�re in� Ronald Reagan
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Re: Beyond in the dog house
[Re: camo-jorts]
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01/24/20 02:30 AM
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Posts: 445
camo-jorts
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Updated: she is blitzed on margaritas at some choke and puke Mexican restaurant with a couple of teacher friends. Our oldest is on their way to pick her up.
�Status quo, you know, is Latin for �the mess we�re in� Ronald Reagan
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Re: Beyond in the dog house
[Re: camo-jorts]
#13414683
01/24/20 03:48 AM
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lakeforkfisherman
Elliptical Mechanic
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My wife’s birthday was yesterday, too. She’s a hot 46. I didn’t forget, but I’m holding her present until Saturday....night.
LET’S GO BRANDON!!!
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