Boys I did it. I totally forgot my wife’s birthday. I feel like the biggest POS today. Yep husband of the year. Best part she just let it slide. One of our kids ask me what I got mommy for her birthday. Might as well get use to the couch or spare bedroom.

how long have you been married?

It would suck to be you right now. They have memories that elephants aspire to have. You'll hear about this 5, 10, 30 years down the road. You need to figure a way for her to screw up just as bad so they cancel out, otherwise, man, I just don't know.

Almost 8 years. I promise I will not forget our anniversary. Hell that is if we make

your past 7. shouldn't be a big deal.

No worries. My wife forgot our anniversary last year (I didn't)
I didn't make a big deal of it because I'm sure to forget her birthday or something at some point.

She’s acting like it isn’t. But you know how you can tell a woman is going to make you pay dearly. You just don’t know how or when. That’s the vibe this morning.

So now the ultimate birthday dinner is being planned for Saturday night.

My Wife always makes sure I have reminders of:
Her Birthday
Our wedding anniversary
anniversary of our first date (this round)
possible anniversary of when we first met {I have no idea}

You get the idea

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. You’re welcome.

It’s also our anniversary! She picked this date so I wouldn’t forget. Why couldn’t she have been born on Christmas or New Years

dont worry, when she divorces you in a couple years she will bring it up to anyone who will listen. it all goes in the satchel of sorrows.

I’ve forgotten our anniversary a few times, this year will be our 30th. I don’t think I’ve forgotten her birthday because it’s right after Christmas

Yep. You're doomed.

I’ll add you to the prayer list ! Do you know where you’re going ?

Man, I wish my wife would forget our anniversary. Talk about a get out of jail free card...