Beyond in the dog house

Boys I did it. I totally forgot my wife’s birthday. I feel like the biggest POS today. Yep husband of the year. Best part she just let it slide. One of our kids ask me what I got mommy for her birthday. Might as well get use to the couch or spare bedroom.

how long have you been married?

It would suck to be you right now. They have memories that elephants aspire to have. You'll hear about this 5, 10, 30 years down the road. You need to figure a way for her to screw up just as bad so they cancel out, otherwise, man, I just don't know.

Almost 8 years. I promise I will not forget our anniversary. Hell that is if we make

your past 7. shouldn't be a big deal.

No worries. My wife forgot our anniversary last year (I didn't)
I didn't make a big deal of it because I'm sure to forget her birthday or something at some point.

She’s acting like it isn’t. But you know how you can tell a woman is going to make you pay dearly. You just don’t know how or when. That’s the vibe this morning.

So now the ultimate birthday dinner is being planned for Saturday night.

My Wife always makes sure I have reminders of:
Her Birthday
Our wedding anniversary
anniversary of our first date (this round)
possible anniversary of when we first met {I have no idea}

You get the idea

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. You’re welcome.

It’s also our anniversary! She picked this date so I wouldn’t forget. Why couldn’t she have been born on Christmas or New Years

dont worry, when she divorces you in a couple years she will bring it up to anyone who will listen. it all goes in the satchel of sorrows.

I’ve forgotten our anniversary a few times, this year will be our 30th. I don’t think I’ve forgotten her birthday because it’s right after Christmas

Yep. You're doomed.

I’ll add you to the prayer list ! Do you know where you’re going ?

Man, I wish my wife would forget our anniversary. Talk about a get out of jail free card...

My ex and I had the same birthday, two years apart, we thought about getting married on that date also.

Exactly; just file that one away for fishing trip.

A few years ago, my wife came to me with a face on that I had not seen before. Stopped in front of me and laughing said ‘yesterday was our anniversary!’

We both forgot. Our 40th is in a few weeks I think.

Tell her "how do you expect me to remember your Birthday when you never look any older".

Good gawd man, you have a phone with a calendar. Put a freakin' reminder in it! (trust me, it's saved me more than a few times)

Heck, most years I have to remind my wife it's her birthday.

My wife just had the 31st anniversary of her 29 th birthday...lol

Buy her a new car

My wife just brought up some [censored] from December of 2010. They never forget.

That's bad man. Real bad. Godspeed.

I did. We take delivery of her new Tesla X in a week or so.


Yeah she hasn’t responded to a text today. I’m sure the teachers she teaches with by now know that her husband forgot her birthday

Word. ^^^^^^^

May God have mercy. I will say a prayer or two for you.

I don’t like birthdays. I don’t like Valentine’s Day. I don’t like Christmas really. They are kinda silly. They are just not important to me at all.

BUT, I never forget them and send cards to all my family and friends on all these days.

WHY? Because it’s important to them. Because it is a very small thing to make them feel special. Heck, I remember my first girlfriend’s birthday, and that was way long ago.

So yes, you should feel bad. It just shows your priorities and just how important people are to you.

immediately set a reminder on your phone for next year and every year after!

Oh Lawt, the Hens will eat you alive.

Hell, my wife brings up stuff from 1999.

My wife brings up stuff from when we met in High School in 1978

The couch isn’t so bad, it’s like camping, and your closer to the kitchen

Stop doing dumb stuff for us to bring up 10 years later.

Problem solved.

My ex used to wake me out of a dead sleep in the middle of the night screaming about something that had happened 5 years prior. I like my sleep a lot more than I liked her.

Birthday's are the most spare accomplishment to celebrate. You are celebrating the fact that you didn't die... literally the bare minimum one has to do in life.

Be careful explaining it to the wife though. She will steer the same logic to anniversaries. If you slip and say something to the effect of "another year married to you is quite the accomplishment," then you're toast.

I know, but we can't. I have found that just when I think I am pretty smart, here comes another act of stupidness.

We got married the day after her birthday. I get beat down for forgetting her birthday and it reminds me a

Yeah they do...all the good stuff.

reminds me of a Ron White saying...

Mine did the same thing, so far I haven't forgot. Her, her family and my family all forgot my birthday 1 yr,

I would buy her a new boat...

Then again, I am divorced.

Just remember this, a good wife protects you with subtle hints...such as,”Where are we going next fri to celebrate my birthday.”

So, see, her hands are not clean in this deal.

So I did buy a new boat last summer without really telling her. That didn’t go over so well.

Updated: she is blitzed on margaritas at some choke and puke Mexican restaurant with a couple of teacher friends. Our oldest is on their way to pick her up.

My wife’s birthday was yesterday, too. She’s a hot 46. I didn’t forget, but I’m holding her present until Saturday....night.

How did you not go pick her up? Digging even further.

This is just getting worse by the minute. Good grief

My wife celebrates a Birthday MONTH. That's right, she celebrates her birthday for a freaking month. There's no way in he** to forget it.
She would like for me to do something for her every day of the month

Intense!

Mine has the credit card. She just orders her present off Amazon and tells me I much it cost.

Wow!! Someone surely thinks a lot of one’s self.

That’s borderline.....

go buy your wife a memorable birthday gift...one that she will never forget.....like a padded toilet seat,there's nothing more personal and that was the reasoning I used when I bought my wife one for our anniversary about 20 years ago (and she has never let me forget it)...