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Re: The State Fair of Texas [Re: Derek 🐝] #13295222 09/27/19 09:07 PM
Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,542 White Settlement, TX. Bigbob_FTW Big Sprocket Bob
Bigbob_FTW Big Sprocket Bob Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,542 White Settlement, TX.	Originally Posted by Derek 🐝 Couple years ago when we went. They had a milk cow and showed how they milk them. It was pretty neat. I asked them if they would take the milking machine thing off and let me do it by hand. They wouldn't. Awkward. FJB

Re: The State Fair of Texas [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #13295233 09/27/19 09:13 PM
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 68,324 Ennis, TX. Derek 🐝 Queen of Bees
Derek 🐝 Queen of Bees Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 68,324 Ennis, TX.	Originally Posted by Bigbob_FTW Originally Posted by Derek 🐝 Couple years ago when we went. They had a milk cow and showed how they milk them. It was pretty neat. I asked them if they would take the milking machine thing off and let me do it by hand. They wouldn't. Awkward. That's what my wife said. I thought it was perfectly normal to ask. I wanted to squirt some in my mouth. Don't get no fresher than that. Ebolacane Researcher CovidNado Chaser McRib Pro Staff Team Beans

Re: The State Fair of Texas [Re: TexDawg] #13295234 09/27/19 09:13 PM
Joined: May 2002 Posts: 82,755 Mineola B Bob Davis Bunkeroid Bob
Bob Davis Bunkeroid Bob B Joined: May 2002 Posts: 82,755 Mineola	Originally Posted by TexDawg Once was enough, it was costly with 3 kids in tow Boy howdy! Even more expensive this year. Foxtrot Juliet Bravo

Re: The State Fair of Texas [Re: Derek 🐝] #13295235 09/27/19 09:13 PM
Joined: May 2002 Posts: 82,755 Mineola B Bob Davis Bunkeroid Bob
Bob Davis Bunkeroid Bob B Joined: May 2002 Posts: 82,755 Mineola	Originally Posted by Derek 🐝 Originally Posted by Bigbob_FTW Originally Posted by Derek 🐝 Couple years ago when we went. They had a milk cow and showed how they milk them. It was pretty neat. I asked them if they would take the milking machine thing off and let me do it by hand. They wouldn't. Awkward. That's what my wife said. I thought it was perfectly normal to ask. I wanted to squirt some in my mouth. Don't get no fresher than that. You are a card Derek. Foxtrot Juliet Bravo

Re: The State Fair of Texas [Re: Derek 🐝] #13295237 09/27/19 09:15 PM
Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,446 Feeding Time Dfitz "Nice Guy"
Dfitz "Nice Guy" Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,446 Feeding Time	Originally Posted by Derek 🐝 Originally Posted by Bigbob_FTW Originally Posted by Derek 🐝 Couple years ago when we went. They had a milk cow and showed how they milk them. It was pretty neat. I asked them if they would take the milking machine thing off and let me do it by hand. They wouldn't. Awkward. That's what my wife said. I thought it was perfectly normal to ask. I wanted to squirt some in my mouth. Don't get no fresher than that. LMAO Don't worry about the mule, just load the cart

Re: The State Fair of Texas [Re: Derek 🐝] #13295243 09/27/19 09:20 PM
Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,542 White Settlement, TX. Bigbob_FTW Big Sprocket Bob
Bigbob_FTW Big Sprocket Bob Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,542 White Settlement, TX.	Originally Posted by Derek 🐝 Originally Posted by Bigbob_FTW Originally Posted by Derek 🐝 Couple years ago when we went. They had a milk cow and showed how they milk them. It was pretty neat. I asked them if they would take the milking machine thing off and let me do it by hand. They wouldn't. Awkward. That's what my wife said. I thought it was perfectly normal to ask. I wanted to squirt some in my mouth. Don't get no fresher than that. I'm sure there is a place you can pay for the pleasure. FJB

Re: The State Fair of Texas [Re: RATZ] #13295247 09/27/19 09:26 PM
Joined: May 2008 Posts: 4,499 Little Elm, Texas, USA B Babel TFF Team Angler
Babel TFF Team Angler B Joined: May 2008 Posts: 4,499 Little Elm, Texas, USA	Originally Posted by RATZ Originally Posted by RedRanger South Dallas aka the Jungle I feel like anything I say about that would send me to the WOS this doesn't look legit I didn't see any "offishal state fare parking" signs

Re: The State Fair of Texas [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #13295263 09/27/19 09:42 PM
Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,273 Collin County/Rockport B Beer Money TFF Celebrity
Beer Money TFF Celebrity B Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,273 Collin County/Rockport	Originally Posted by Bigbob_FTW Originally Posted by Derek 🐝 Originally Posted by Bigbob_FTW Originally Posted by Derek 🐝 Couple years ago when we went. They had a milk cow and showed how they milk them. It was pretty neat. I asked them if they would take the milking machine thing off and let me do it by hand. They wouldn't. Awkward. That's what my wife said. I thought it was perfectly normal to ask. I wanted to squirt some in my mouth. Don't get no fresher than that. I'm sure there is a place you can pay for the pleasure.

Re: The State Fair of Texas [Re: RATZ] #13295266 09/27/19 09:43 PM
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 11,719 Burleson, Texas C Coach Hark TFF Guru
Coach Hark TFF Guru C Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 11,719 Burleson, Texas	I’d rather have an enema, colonoscopy, and root canal within a 6 hour time frame than go to the State Fair. With that being said my wife will drag my arse there sometime in the next two weeks. Last year when we went there was drama. The bride CAN NOT keep up with her phone, she can’t find it 75% of the time. So she drags my [censored] to the fair, get separated in the first 15 minutes we were there and of course she has no phone!!!! She finally finds someone to borrow their phone and calls me. I met her and promptly took her [censored] to the truck and went home. I’m not worried about Fair Park, crime or anything else, I just hate going to the State Fair. It sucks!!! End of story. Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right http://constantpursuitoutfitters.com/

Re: The State Fair of Texas [Re: Beer Money] #13295279 09/27/19 09:49 PM
Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,542 White Settlement, TX. Bigbob_FTW Big Sprocket Bob
Bigbob_FTW Big Sprocket Bob Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,542 White Settlement, TX.	FJB

Re: The State Fair of Texas [Re: Bigbob_FTW] #13295283 09/27/19 09:50 PM
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 49,428 Pantego RATZ OP Activity Coordinator
OP RATZ Activity Coordinator Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 49,428 Pantego	Originally Posted by Bigbob_FTW Originally Posted by Derek 🐝 Originally Posted by Bigbob_FTW Originally Posted by Derek 🐝 Couple years ago when we went. They had a milk cow and showed how they milk them. It was pretty neat. I asked them if they would take the milking machine thing off and let me do it by hand. They wouldn't. Awkward. That's what my wife said. I thought it was perfectly normal to ask. I wanted to squirt some in my mouth. Don't get no fresher than that. I'm sure there is a place you can pay for the pleasure. Acunua If God is your co-pilot then change seats https://abaltcustomlures.com/

Re: The State Fair of Texas [Re: RATZ] #13295291 09/27/19 09:57 PM
Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 25,753 Occupied mexico elcoyote, esq. TFF Guru
elcoyote, esq. TFF Guru Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 25,753 Occupied mexico	Originally Posted by RATZ Originally Posted by Bigbob_FTW I'm sure there is a place you can pay for the pleasure. Acunua Is that anywhere near Acuña? Team wolfs Originally Posted by Allison1 I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.

Re: The State Fair of Texas [Re: elcoyote, esq.] #13295296 09/27/19 10:00 PM
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 49,428 Pantego RATZ OP Activity Coordinator
OP RATZ Activity Coordinator Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 49,428 Pantego	Originally Posted by elcoyote, esq. Originally Posted by RATZ Originally Posted by Bigbob_FTW I'm sure there is a place you can pay for the pleasure. Acunua Is that anywhere near Acuña? just south about 3 mi If God is your co-pilot then change seats https://abaltcustomlures.com/

Re: The State Fair of Texas [Re: RATZ] #13295299 09/27/19 10:02 PM
Joined: May 2008 Posts: 4,499 Little Elm, Texas, USA B Babel TFF Team Angler
Babel TFF Team Angler B Joined: May 2008 Posts: 4,499 Little Elm, Texas, USA	Originally Posted by RATZ Originally Posted by elcoyote, esq. Originally Posted by RATZ Originally Posted by Bigbob_FTW I'm sure there is a place you can pay for the pleasure. Acunua Is that anywhere near Acuña? just south about 3 mi right next to the milking machine

Re: The State Fair of Texas [Re: RATZ] #13295339 09/27/19 10:46 PM
Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,413 Arlington, Tex J john h Extreme Angler
john h Extreme Angler J Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,413 Arlington, Tex	Love the fair. I started showing livestock at the Fair when I was in the first grade and showed until I got out of high school. I still try and go every year. Great memories from my school years.

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