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Re: The State Fair of Texas
[Re: Derek ๐]
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09/27/19 09:07 PM
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Bigbob_FTW
Big Sprocket Bob
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Big Sprocket Bob
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Couple years ago when we went. They had a milk cow and showed how they milk them. It was pretty neat. I asked them if they would take the milking machine thing off and let me do it by hand. They wouldn't. Awkward.
FJB
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Re: The State Fair of Texas
[Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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09/27/19 09:13 PM
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Derek ๐
Queen of Bees
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Couple years ago when we went. They had a milk cow and showed how they milk them. It was pretty neat. I asked them if they would take the milking machine thing off and let me do it by hand. They wouldn't. Awkward. That's what my wife said. I thought it was perfectly normal to ask. I wanted to squirt some in my mouth. Don't get no fresher than that.
Ebolacane Researcher CovidNado Chaser McRib Pro Staff Team Beans
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Re: The State Fair of Texas
[Re: TexDawg]
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09/27/19 09:13 PM
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Bob Davis
Bunkeroid Bob
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Bunkeroid Bob
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Once was enough, it was costly with 3 kids in tow Boy howdy! Even more expensive this year.
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Re: The State Fair of Texas
[Re: Derek ๐]
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09/27/19 09:13 PM
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Bob Davis
Bunkeroid Bob
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Bunkeroid Bob
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Couple years ago when we went. They had a milk cow and showed how they milk them. It was pretty neat. I asked them if they would take the milking machine thing off and let me do it by hand. They wouldn't. Awkward. That's what my wife said. I thought it was perfectly normal to ask. I wanted to squirt some in my mouth. Don't get no fresher than that. You are a card Derek.
Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
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Re: The State Fair of Texas
[Re: Derek ๐]
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09/27/19 09:15 PM
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Dfitz
"Nice Guy"
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"Nice Guy"
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Couple years ago when we went. They had a milk cow and showed how they milk them. It was pretty neat. I asked them if they would take the milking machine thing off and let me do it by hand. They wouldn't. Awkward. That's what my wife said. I thought it was perfectly normal to ask. I wanted to squirt some in my mouth. Don't get no fresher than that. LMAO
Don't worry about the mule, just load the cart
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Re: The State Fair of Texas
[Re: Derek ๐]
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09/27/19 09:20 PM
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Bigbob_FTW
Big Sprocket Bob
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Big Sprocket Bob
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Couple years ago when we went. They had a milk cow and showed how they milk them. It was pretty neat. I asked them if they would take the milking machine thing off and let me do it by hand. They wouldn't. Awkward. That's what my wife said. I thought it was perfectly normal to ask. I wanted to squirt some in my mouth. Don't get no fresher than that. I'm sure there is a place you can pay for the pleasure.
FJB
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Re: The State Fair of Texas
[Re: RATZ]
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09/27/19 09:26 PM
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Babel
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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South Dallas aka the Jungle I feel like anything I say about that would send me to the WOS this doesn't look legit I didn't see any "offishal state fare parking" signs
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Re: The State Fair of Texas
[Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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09/27/19 09:42 PM
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Beer Money
TFF Celebrity
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TFF Celebrity
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Couple years ago when we went. They had a milk cow and showed how they milk them. It was pretty neat. I asked them if they would take the milking machine thing off and let me do it by hand. They wouldn't. Awkward. That's what my wife said. I thought it was perfectly normal to ask. I wanted to squirt some in my mouth. Don't get no fresher than that. I'm sure there is a place you can pay for the pleasure.
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Re: The State Fair of Texas
[Re: RATZ]
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09/27/19 09:43 PM
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Coach Hark
TFF Guru
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Iโd rather have an enema, colonoscopy, and root canal within a 6 hour time frame than go to the State Fair. With that being said my wife will drag my arse there sometime in the next two weeks.
Last year when we went there was drama. The bride CAN NOT keep up with her phone, she canโt find it 75% of the time. So she drags my [censored] to the fair, get separated in the first 15 minutes we were there and of course she has no phone!!!! She finally finds someone to borrow their phone and calls me. I met her and promptly took her [censored] to the truck and went home. Iโm not worried about Fair Park, crime or anything else, I just hate going to the State Fair. It sucks!!! End of story.
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Re: The State Fair of Texas
[Re: Beer Money]
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09/27/19 09:49 PM
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Bigbob_FTW
Big Sprocket Bob
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Big Sprocket Bob
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FJB
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Re: The State Fair of Texas
[Re: Bigbob_FTW]
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09/27/19 09:50 PM
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RATZ
OP
Activity Coordinator
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Activity Coordinator
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Couple years ago when we went. They had a milk cow and showed how they milk them. It was pretty neat. I asked them if they would take the milking machine thing off and let me do it by hand. They wouldn't. Awkward. That's what my wife said. I thought it was perfectly normal to ask. I wanted to squirt some in my mouth. Don't get no fresher than that. I'm sure there is a place you can pay for the pleasure. Acunua
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Re: The State Fair of Texas
[Re: RATZ]
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09/27/19 09:57 PM
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elcoyote, esq.
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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I'm sure there is a place you can pay for the pleasure.
Acunua Is that anywhere near Acuรฑa?
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: The State Fair of Texas
[Re: elcoyote, esq.]
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09/27/19 10:00 PM
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RATZ
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Activity Coordinator
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Activity Coordinator
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I'm sure there is a place you can pay for the pleasure.
Acunua Is that anywhere near Acuรฑa? just south about 3 mi
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Re: The State Fair of Texas
[Re: RATZ]
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09/27/19 10:02 PM
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Babel
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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I'm sure there is a place you can pay for the pleasure.
Acunua Is that anywhere near Acuรฑa? just south about 3 mi right next to the milking machine
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Re: The State Fair of Texas
[Re: RATZ]
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09/27/19 10:46 PM
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john h
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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Love the fair. I started showing livestock at the Fair when I was in the first grade and showed until I got out of high school. I still try and go every year. Great memories from my school years.
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