My dad was somewhat disabled in his lower body so he had a unique hook set where he used only his arms. His rod made the the neatest slicing sound when he got a bite...and if he didn't hook up he would always say "SON! HE HIT THAT LIKE A TON OF BRICKS!!!"

A great quote on the back of a tee shirt I have with a guy holding up a big old bass with a giant smile on his face. It reads
"This is what I look like when I call in sick to work!"

�Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after� - Thoreau

"My biggest fear when I die, is that my wife will try to sell my fishing gear for what I told her I paid for it." - Koos Brandt

Only worry about the variables you can control and don't worry about the ones you can't

After making a good cast to a fishy looking spot " that's where I woulda been"
After digging around a bunch of baits you pull out a good looking one and say "I would eat that".

Anytime someone asked my Grandfather what he caught he would always say just deformed fish. There heads were to close to there tails.

If I catch a real skinny fish, I say "looks like that one is on the Jenny Craig diet".

I used to be the bump board man in our club. When some guys I knew real well that usually caught good sacks would bring in a dink I would say "dam , picked that one a little green didn't you"?

When they started putting garlic in baits guy I know asked if we were fishing for Italian bass

No fish will ever be bigger than the day that it was almost caught!

I love fishing... but I love catching even more.

2 quotes or sayings.....

"any color plastic worm is good as long as its black"

and

"When the wind blows from the east-fish bite the least"
"When the wind blows from the north-dont venture forth"
"When the wind blows from the west-fishing is the best"
"When the wind blows from the south-it blows the lure right in the fishes mouth"

My father-in-laws entry mat "A fisherman lives and a normal person too "

That fish is a minner away from joining Weight watchers.