I love Fayette County as much as the next guy and we absolutely smoked them out there today - but, how do you keep the buzzards from doing the $850 in damage that they did to my suburban today?

Cover it in a tarp attached with bungee cords.

I've heard they don't like motion or sounds. So am thinking some kind of wind sock with small bells tied to it on your antenna?? Have also heard geese attack buzzards and so maybe a goose decoy on your roof

Which boat ramp are they doing damage at?

We were at the big ramp. I can't remember their names. The poor guy parked next to me had quite a bit of damage as well. They had actually taken an entire wiper blade off of his truck.

the kid in me says the best way to keep them off your truck is to sit in the boat with a 22 long rifle...:)
Just kidding by the way

I think next time I'll pay some kid to sit next to my truck and scream if they come close. Those things are sure destructive. Oh well. The fishing was fantastic. We caught em deep and shallow. They were on rocks and in grass. It didn't seem to matter where on the lake we went.

I worked in a plant where they were extremely bad. The whole top of one tank you could barely go up on because of the $@it and smell. They had some decoy buzzards that they hung upside down and they never went back to the 3 tanks they did it to. For some reason they never put one on one of the tanks and they regret it now.

what all damage are they doing to the vehicles? like scratches and stuff or what? windshield wipers