1. You can�t drive by a body of water without looking for a put-in.
2. You can identify make and model of a car topped kayak from a quarter mile away.
3. You divide your life into kayaking days and working days.
4. You base career decisions on whether the new job will increase or decrease paddling time.
5. You don�t have any space in your garage because it�s full of paddling gear.
6. You buy new clothes not by how good they look but by how fast they�ll dry.
7. The roof of your car has tan lines.
8. You buy a car based on it�s ability to transport a kayak.
9. You keep your kayak on your rig so you don�t forget where you parked.
10. You have used your kayak as a sled.
11. You wonder why car designers put the radio antennae sticking up on top of a car when that�s where the kayak goes.
12. Every big rain or report of flooding, makes you think �I should check the river levels�.
13. Every time you want a snack you have to dig out one of your �dry sacks.�
14. You know the difference between a PFD and a PDF.
15. You�ve ever paddled when there�s ice floating next to you.
16. Every time you�re out paddling you compare equipment and modification ideas with others.
17. You buy a �Pool Noodle� every time you go to Walmart.
18. Your license plate has anything to do with kayaking.
19. Your car door has kayak dings and your kayak has car door dings.
20. You fall asleep in your bed feeling like you�re still floating on the river.
21. Your paddle hangs on your living room wall.
22. You sit in your kayak in the living room in the dead of winter and watch kayaking movies.
23. You have nose plugs hanging from your rear view mirror.
24. You�re old friends with a great blue heron.
25. You�re all dressed up and don�t notice you�re being rained on.
26. You own multiple boats but are still looking for the next perfect one.
27. You are considering opening a canoe & kayak rental shop with your personal fleet after you retire.
28. Your wardrobe is comprised mostly of high performance polyester shirts and zippered fishing pants.
29. You get depressed because it has rained 5 days in a row, so you get out your rain gear and go paddle anyways.

Dam I'm a kayaker....

28 out of 29, I must be a kayaker!

This is hillarious.

Thats me!

Yep, guilty as charged. I'm about 75% of the above. I can laugh, but my wife won't.

30. There's only room for driver in your vehicle.
31. Your gear hasn't completly dried since October.
32. If the sun comes out for a while, you can count on your vehicle smelling like anchovies.

Austin canoe kayak

Yep, got it off there news letter..lol
I couldn't keep it to myself it was to funny, but very true stuff..

33. You religiously crank the motor on your flat bottom every month, even though you haven't used it in years.

Yep. I think i passed the test.

34. Move your yak from the garage to the living room to sit in to watch "The Kayak Fishing Show"

Thats hilarious. I fit into so many of those! I'm gonna have to repost them on my facebook feed.


35. You think You tube is for kayaking videos...rigging, fishing, etc.
36. Your wife has started to ask "are you going out with your kayak buddies Saturday" before planning anything with your "other friends."

37. You think of more gear to put on your kayak even though you ran out of room long ago!