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You Just Might Be A Fisherman If....
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04/23/12 12:35 PM
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Fishboy Frank
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Ten reasons why you just might be a fisherman if.....
o You spend more on your boat and tackle than your wife. Guilty as charged!
o If you have friends like VIP, Keith, Terry, Paul on and on and on. These guys are the "fish" in fishing!
o You would donate a kidney to one of your fishing buddies.
o Your a grown man and still can't sleep the night before going on a trip on Tawakoni with Matt "The Fish Whisperer" Cartwright.
o You try to get out of a business trip because it means five days without fishing...
o When the greeter at Bass Pro knows you by your first name.
o When you can sell your wife on why you have to to have an I-Pilot.
o You wear cologne named Eau De Hubbard!
o When you notice gill plates developing on the sides of your neck...
o You put a TV at your dock so you can clean fish and not miss the Cowboys, Rangers, Mavs!
That's all folks... Happy Fishing!
Last edited by Fishboy Frank; 04/23/12 12:35 PM.
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Re: You Just Might Be A Fisherman If....
[Re: Fishboy Frank]
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04/23/12 12:55 PM
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Paul Rogers
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shall i comment on each? lol i'd go broke if i spent more on my wife than on fishing tackle.  in no way is this an inclusive list of all the cool people on hubbard. there are 100's more that could be mentioned and they're all great people to hang around with. donate a kidney? are you kidding?!?! I'd get my fillet knife out right now and hang it to one of y'all! and as for matt cartwright...who doesn't get giddy thinking of him? he keeps me awake several nights a week.  don't know if i could stand a "5 day business trip!" Heck no! u do have me beat with the bass pro greeter. that place is cool but it keep too much green! Frank, i don't think it took too much to convince your wife on the i-pilot. i bet she enjoys it more than you do  (at least not having to hear you complaining about how cool my boat is  ) lol!!!! the only cologne i wear is called O'd-sandbass guts. it smells nice gill plates are great...especially when u start daydreaming about matt  who needs to put a TV on their dock when you have one??? moochers are welcome? See ya frank! hope u whacked them good yesterday!
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Re: You Just Might Be A Fisherman If....
[Re: Fishboy Frank]
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04/23/12 01:16 PM
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Fishboy Frank
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OMG Paul that induced a belly laugh! I couldn't mention all the names Aaron, JV, Todd, Mike would have taken up the page... I'm still laughing about the Matt comment and the cool boat comment! Get this. I'm headed to Atlanta for a week. I seriously tried to get out of it... Man the fishing ought to heat up along with the temp and humidity this week. Found a ton in 28 feet off of that outer point at Robby. The graph was solid with fish. At first I thought the graph was picking up interference. I-Pilot kept me there even with that wind and my weight!
Last edited by Fishboy Frank; 04/23/12 01:20 PM.
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Re: You Just Might Be A Fisherman If....
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04/23/12 01:48 PM
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PlanoKeith
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If you have four bald tires and the inspection is about due on your truck and you go spend a thousand dollars on a new fish finder . 
Keith
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Re: You Just Might Be A Fisherman If....
[Re: Fishboy Frank]
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04/23/12 04:06 PM
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Bluwave Mike
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When you were going to buy a ring and get engaged but the new down image sounded better. JS'n Now that you have the new down image no need for the ring. Bye Bye I will miss you.
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Re: You Just Might Be A Fisherman If....
[Re: Fishboy Frank]
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04/23/12 04:39 PM
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BlueNitro
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When your wife looks at you in that "Loving Way" and your first thought is "...are the fish biting and will she still be in the mood when you get back?"
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Re: You Just Might Be A Fisherman If....
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04/23/12 05:54 PM
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BAMAboy
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o When the greeter at Bass Pro knows you by your first name.
I actually had a guy at Academy ask me one time why I didn't get a part-time job there to get the 20% discount. 
http://www.johnnysguideservice.com/ I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a disgrace, that two become a lawfirm, and that three or more become a congress. John Adams
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Re: You Just Might Be A Fisherman If....
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04/23/12 06:27 PM
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Hawkfish
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 This is great!
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Re: You Just Might Be A Fisherman If....
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04/23/12 07:03 PM
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RandyA
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Re: You Just Might Be A Fisherman If....
[Re: Fishboy Frank]
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04/23/12 07:45 PM
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VIP Fishing
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I do enjoy a good Squirt now and then.
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Re: You Just Might Be A Fisherman If....
[Re: Fishboy Frank]
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04/23/12 08:04 PM
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Fishboy Frank
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OMG... I just got to Atlanta and I have my priorities straight. First thing I did was I signed in to check the Forum. I have not laughed so hard in a long time! You guys are a riot!
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Re: You Just Might Be A Fisherman If....
[Re: Fishboy Frank]
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04/23/12 08:07 PM
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PlanoKeith
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OMG... I just got to Atlanta and I have my priorities straight. First thing I did was I signed in to check the Forum. I have not laughed so hard in a long time! You guys are a riot! LOL glad you had a safe trip Frank. Try to have a good meeting over there. Of course it will be hard I know ---LOL-
Keith
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