FEMALE PRAYER FOR 2005:
Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

Amen.

MALE PRAYER FOR 2005:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s#!t!
Amen

Good one! Works for me

AMEN !!!!

but i'd prefer a tackle shop over a liquor store !!!

Hey TNT, that sounds like a winner to me too!!!

Ok I'll concede how 'bout Tackle shop with a liquor store next door?

Hey Sharon, we can't give them everything they want...

BassNGal,
Good one. I print off your jokes, etc. to take and show my girlfriend. She loves me bringing them home for her to read.
By the way, she doesn't get to fish much because of her work schedule but this weekend was her first off this year and we spent two days fishing Bob Sandlin. I rigged her up a Texas rig and she used a craw worm on Saturday and Berkley Power worm on Sunday and tied me both days. 3 fish on Saturday, one catfish and two bass, and two bass on Sunday. I'm proud of her and lucky to have someone who wanted nothing else but to go fishing on her weekend off.
Keep the jokes coming.

TBASS, Thanks for the kind words.

Tell your wife I said great job, but kick his hiney next time. LOL J/K... I think you two are very lucky to have someone to share times like that with. That keeps a relationship healthy, especially when you both enjoy doing the same things.

Thanks again,
Tracy
a.k.a. Bass'n Gal

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bass'n Gal:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
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Well I guess i'll say: "I prefer a tackle shop with BBQ and a bass boat."

As far as the rest about the deaf mute nymph with big boobs, these days I would have to say: "It would be nice to reminisce."

All I would need is a picture of the Boat first, lol

STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!

PS>>>>>> sorry, been married to my FIRST wife Nanette for 35 years now.