I thought you were going to sleep. LOL

of course. makes perfect sense now. If I caught a ten I would most definitely drive to my buddy's lake and back in and fill my livewell cause I sloshed water out getting there and then take some pics and drive it back to monti instead of callin my buddy to bring a camera to the lake and save the fish the stress of the trailer ride and all that sloshing. Beautiful fish by the way.

Hesh-up now.

Enough chatter about the stupid fish... Tell me more about this woman....

I have no reason to lie about a fish catch!!! This is not my first DD and the only reason I posted this was because it was a trophy for me and all the countless hours I have fished there to finally catch one!!! If I would have caught it at fork or pines as I have I probly wouldn't have even taken pics!!!!

Here we go. SJ, no one is trying to diminish the accomplishment of catching such a gorgeous bass.

TS, that's got to be the best sunken Legend, in the ditch next to a road, side-imaging photo I've ever seen! How can I set my Bird up to do that?


p.s.-musta been some tremendous battrees!!! The lights on the trailer are still on

Her name is Bertha, she's an old roadie of Waylon's, still has her eight front teeth, the rest are missing (but that's ok). Her daughter Misty lives with her part-time and is rail thin like her imprisoned meth dealer papa (so thin she can eat corn-on-the-cob through a chain link fence). Bertha likes to frog fish lily pads and has been known to be a decent Carolina Rigger when fishing points. She's an advocate of catch and release unless she hangs a carp which she will bar-b-que on her converted water heater grill/smoker. Her bed fishing skills are average at best since she only has one good eye (the right one was poked in by a pool cue in a bar a few years ago during an argument about whether Bocephus wore a hairpiece or not). All-in-all she's a pretty good gal though.

Got any pics of her???

You can't. That's a new Lowrance Feature that just came out on the Gen 2's. It's hush, hush. Oh and they are some good ole Die Hard Batteries.

Somethings fishy

Waiting on Cody to post. I'm supposed to take her fishing during the spawn at Fork this spring and will get some current photos so you can see her latest look. I heard she kinda went on an eating binge over the holidays so I went and got a 36 volt 101# Fortrex just in case.

how did she taste ??

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Got any pics of her???

Just ones of her gnawing on a bbq chicken leg with a Natural Light in her left hand and two pitbulls in the background.

how did she taste ??

Bertha or the bass?