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Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6991893 12/30/11 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By: Jersey Dan
First : Get a decent looking chick like this.



Next : Tell her you are going to Falcon for 3 months straight January through April.


Then: You will receive Christmas presents like this for your fishing trip. "I bought this for you so you dont have to eat the terrible food in Zapata".

hahahaa



Any questions?

Merry Christmas…


I don't care what anybody says about you,Jersey. The way you grafted your mugshot onto the picture of that couple at the Garland BPS "Waterfall Prom" made that guy,in the picture, look almost like a normal human. Good work. You should be proud.


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Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6991943 12/30/11 05:49 PM
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Well, you clean up good Dan! Food isn't all that bad in Zapata, as long as you love Mexican food! And, our pizza for Thanksgiving wasn't bad at all! And, ignore the haters....not all women have a problem with their guys fishing! As long as my man keeps winning tourneys....I say have a great time! Oh, and he does have to take me out with him once in a while.

Have fun with the grill!

See you next time we're at Falcon or you want to fish in Central Texas!



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Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6992469 12/30/11 08:24 PM
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Dan, do you need a cook on that trip i am an expert on that grill and the propane will be free?






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Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: FishingGuysGirl] #6992471 12/30/11 08:25 PM
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Dan don't win no Tourneys.


Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: SkeeterRonnie] #6994149 12/31/11 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted By: X-rayed Fish
should i go over and mow your lawn, Jersey Dan??? smile LOL!


Haven't you heard Dan has a rather large yard...It may require two of us to mow it...



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Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Mike Keenan] #6994257 12/31/11 06:30 AM
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Men who "truly" manage their home and family usually dont need to talk about it to prove it...Just saying thumb



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Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: horseplaydvm] #6994619 12/31/11 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By: horseplaydvm
I saw her buying that gift! I remember her singing this song, "Dansnuts roasting over an open fire". She looked sooo happy!


rolfmao I can't stop laughing at this


Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6994628 12/31/11 02:04 PM
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haha. Thats pretty good.


Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6994650 12/31/11 02:19 PM
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Hope you have LOTSA money she can spend while you're gone.


Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Stax] #6994691 12/31/11 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By: Stax08
Men who "truly" manage their home and family usually dont need to talk about it to prove it...Just saying thumb


+1


Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6994692 12/31/11 02:41 PM
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Coming from two guys who aren't allowed to fish Falcon. Because their wife denied the request.


Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Doug E. Fresh] #6994731 12/31/11 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By: Doug E. Fresh
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I am not a fan of the "BIG GIRL" ..

but since your leaving that blonde all alone, let me know if you need a "friend" to check on here every now and then...


Take it easy son. I dont play that sh*T



I was just offering in case she had an emergency, car troubles or such..

easy killer! lol


Greatness.................


Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Mike Keenan] #6994743 12/31/11 03:05 PM
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should i go over and mow your lawn, Jersey Dan??? smile LOL!


Haven't you heard Dan has a rather large yard...It may require two of us to mow it...


I can supervise


Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6994751 12/31/11 03:08 PM
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SEAN CONNERY FOR PRESIDENT!!!




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