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Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. #6973906 12/24/11 10:30 PM
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First : Get a decent looking chick like this.



Next : Tell her you are going to Falcon for 3 months straight January through April.


Then: You will receive Christmas presents like this for your fishing trip. "I bought this for you so you dont have to eat the terrible food in Zapata".

hahahaa



Any questions?

Merry Christmas





Moritz Chevrolet - 9101 Camp Bowie W Blvd, Fort Worth, TX - Monte Coon (817) 696-2003
Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6973923 12/24/11 10:36 PM
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Can I borrow your lady friend?



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Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6973931 12/24/11 10:39 PM
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I hope you at least smiled when you got the gift! Good thing your lady is photogenic!


Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6973940 12/24/11 10:43 PM
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Lmao Dan once again you are the falcon guru. Priceless.



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I can backlash toilet paper.
Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6974008 12/24/11 11:07 PM
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Another TFF man that married UP!


Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6974067 12/24/11 11:26 PM
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It's all good Dan

I'll take care of her while your gone



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Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6974072 12/24/11 11:27 PM
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Decent? She deserves better. Merry Christmas



Good Fishing.
Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6974076 12/24/11 11:28 PM
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That's how weeee do it.


Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6974482 12/25/11 02:06 AM
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Dan is Big Pimpin


Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6974510 12/25/11 02:16 AM
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You "DA MAN" Jersey Dan. Very impressive!! Good luck at Falcon and Merry Christmas to you and yours.


Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6974605 12/25/11 02:59 AM
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Why would you want to be away from her for three months?


Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Steve Stroman] #6974657 12/25/11 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted By: Steve Stroman
Why would you want to be away from her for three months?

My guess is the fish dont talk back !?!?


Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6974665 12/25/11 03:21 AM
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she's alright.




Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6974683 12/25/11 03:29 AM
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"Get a Decent looking chic like this." I fell out when I read that. You are now my hero. Someone is confident his ole lady will not be on the TFF.


Re: Kitchen Pass requesters Take Notice : This is how you get your girl in check. [Re: Jersey Dan] #6974749 12/25/11 04:05 AM
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Lets see...

You have a hot wife who not only is cool with you leaving for 3 months she is also buying you presents to keep you there. Sounds like someone might have plans of their own while you are gone.

Whats the old saying? When the cats away the mice will play?

smile

Nah I'm sure she will be missing every second you are gone.


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