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Last day to fish as a single guy #6695936 10/03/11 05:25 PM
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I get married this saturday and will be fishing Hubbard this friday to celebrate. Last taste of freedom. Let me know if any of the LRHFC folks will be out there. Just look for the guy with fear in his eyes! Just kidding.

Worm on a hook



Re: Last day to fish as a single guy [Re: worm on a hook] #6695968 10/03/11 05:34 PM
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Well, now your gonna have to change your screen name to "worm on a string" bolt rolfmao rolfmao



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Re: Last day to fish as a single guy [Re: Kerry Dugan] #6696008 10/03/11 05:46 PM
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More like Worm on the lake bottom sunk and held down by an enormous
anchor and chain. But dont take our sour attitude to heart...remember you guys are totally different than the millions of other couple that said they were different and are now deeply entrenched in the sanity robbing confines of divorce court!!

You are in my prayers!!




Re: Last day to fish as a single guy [Re: RapTrap] #6696035 10/03/11 05:52 PM
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LOL +1

Also you might want to print this out and file it away for when you guys start talking babies...I know Michael wishes he had argue

Texas Child Support Percentages

• 20 % for one child

• 25 % for two children

• 30 % for three children

• 35 % for four children

• 40 % for five children

• Not less than 40 % for six children





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Re: Last day to fish as a single guy [Re: Mrs. RapTrap] #6696147 10/03/11 06:21 PM
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Uh oh - looks like Mrs. Rap Trap has been reading up on the rules! Ya see, if we don't keep em in the kitchen cooking - they do all sorts of things like vote, read and who knows what else!
rolfmao



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I do enjoy a good Squirt now and then.
Re: Last day to fish as a single guy [Re: VIP Fishing] #6696201 10/03/11 06:41 PM
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Dang.....VIP stirring up the hens........


Re: Last day to fish as a single guy [Re: VIP Fishing] #6696300 10/03/11 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted By: VIP Fishing
Uh oh - they do all sorts of things like vote, read and who knows what else!
rolfmao


In her case "who knows what else" may mean catching all the fish in your secret fishing hole!



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Re: Last day to fish as a single guy [Re: VIP Fishing] #6696397 10/03/11 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted By: VIP Fishing
Uh oh - looks like Mrs. Rap Trap has been reading up on the rules! Ya see, if we don't keep em in the kitchen cooking - they do all sorts of things like vote, read and who knows what else!
rolfmao


LOL I have discovered that the best way to keep them in the kitchen cooking is to also keep them bare foot and pregnant...Speaking of Pregnant...Mrs. RapTrap has been experiencing Vomiting...ONLY IN THE MORNNG....

eek2 eek2 eek2 bolt




Re: Last day to fish as a single guy [Re: VIP Fishing] #6696413 10/03/11 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By: VIP Fishing
Ya see, if we don't keep em in the kitchen cooking - they do all sorts of things like vote, read and who knows what else!
rolfmao


Oh snap



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Re: Last day to fish as a single guy [Re: RapTrap] #6696420 10/03/11 07:40 PM
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Are you still allowed to play in the gene pool?

They made me get out and promise to never go in again.....


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Re: Last day to fish as a single guy [Re: RSR Lures] #6696705 10/03/11 08:45 PM
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Just remember when you say "till death do us part" you are actually setting a goal!!!!!!!



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Re: Last day to fish as a single guy [Re: RapTrap] #6696749 10/03/11 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted By: RapTrap
Speaking of Pregnant...Mrs. RapTrap has been experiencing Vomiting...ONLY IN THE MORNNG....

eek2 eek2 eek2 bolt


Well, shall I do the math? In looking at Mrs. Rap Trap's table of consequences..... I see 30% headed your way Mike! rolfmao

Congrats to ya'll if it ends up being another little kiddo in the household. Oh yea, if I hear you say, "Let me know when he can throw a baitcaster" I'll have Amanda smack you a good one! Hee Hee

Hey Worm - Congrats to your new found life starting Saturday. Now- this thread will be useless without pics of the bride to be.


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Originally Posted by Derek
I do enjoy a good Squirt now and then.
Re: Last day to fish as a single guy [Re: Mrs. RapTrap] #6696827 10/03/11 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted By: Mrs. RapTrap
LOL +1

Also you might want to print this out and file it away for when you guys start talking babies...I know Michael wishes he had argue

Texas Child Support Percentages

• 20 % for one child

• 25 % for two children

• 30 % for three children

• 35 % for four children

• 40 % for five children

• Not less than 40 % for six children



Oh and that's not all. You will also need to provide health insurance and be ready to fork over 1/2 of all medical bills. Good luck!


Re: Last day to fish as a single guy [Re: aclaimsman] #6696952 10/03/11 09:30 PM
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Thanks to all. Who is fishing with me? Pics to come.



Re: Last day to fish as a single guy [Re: worm on a hook] #6697714 10/04/11 12:22 AM
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Bud,

This is NOT Your LAST Day being single.

Enjoy what you got now - And then enjoy what you got in the future (that's an ever changing thing).

Go with the flow (always fish) – keep what you need and release the rest (that goes for women too).




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