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Something Funny and OT #6619048 09/11/11 08:36 PM
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sexycarpenter Offline OP
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I was reading reviews for pellet guns and came across this:


"Purchased the Trail NP for my 9 year old son. Very pleased with it. No problem hitting smaller birds at 30 to 35 yards. He (and myself) can't wait to get it out this spring and use on golfers. With the weight of the gun I also purchased a shooting stick for him."

Feel bad for the guys shanking balls into his yard bolt

Re: Something Funny and OT [Re: sexycarpenter] #6619067 09/11/11 08:42 PM
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Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the golf course!
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -!
Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers -!



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Written here, and used by permission of, SBridgess.
Re: Something Funny and OT [Re: Txredraider] #6619220 09/11/11 09:36 PM
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Shouting "gunga galunga!" as he mows down the golfers gophers.


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in memory of Big Dale
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Re: Something Funny and OT [Re: rrhyne56] #6619268 09/11/11 09:48 PM
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Almost every day I find another reason to be happy I quit.

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