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Re: The wife is trying to kill me
[Re: dcdemons5465]
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07/16/11 09:42 PM
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Holy [censored] man...if I was you I would fake a heat stroke or something and make her feel real bad...be laying in the lawn under the ladder when she comes back from shopping and be unresponsive, but thats just me. Thats hardcore!
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Re: The wife is trying to kill me
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07/17/11 01:11 AM
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Bankside Bartman
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She went off to the store I poured draino into the clogged gutters it was the pipes with a bucket at the bottom 10 minutes. Took the car to Jiffy Lube 30 minutes in an air conditioned room reading an old Bassmaster magazine. Repaired the board so it matches on the fence and emptied the filter on the auto skimmer. I have spent most of the day watching a swamp people marathon. Choot em Dang it Choot!!!!!!!!! She got home I fained sun sick. She got me a dr pepper and told me to relax for the rest of the day. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The wife is trying to kill me
[Re: Bankside Bartman]
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07/17/11 01:13 AM
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Bankside Bartman
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BTW that fat dude who hunts gators with his dog caught a big ole blue cat alligator fishing.
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Re: The wife is trying to kill me
[Re: Bankside Bartman]
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07/17/11 01:59 AM
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Mudshark
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It is a slow death. Some day you will wake up and think to yourself, I really have wasted my life haven't I?
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Re: The wife is trying to kill me
[Re: Mudshark]
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07/17/11 03:18 AM
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GaryC
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Gutters suck. Glad my 3 year old house doesn't have them. Just last weekend, I went out and layered gravel, pea gravel and top soil in the drip line groove. The grass will grow over it. That's so much easier than getting out a ladder and I don't have the problem with mosquitoes when you get gutter sag that collects water. Guess they make sense up north where you have basements.
Change the oil, replace the board and go fishing. Put the paint off for when it's cooler.
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Re: The wife is trying to kill me
[Re: GaryC]
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07/17/11 04:29 AM
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Lga043
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Dream Killers,
they all
Dream Killers!!!
 2011 NTTC Rookies of The Year 2013 NTTC Anglers of The Year
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Re: The wife is trying to kill me
[Re: catfish86]
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07/17/11 06:59 AM
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Kat-man-do
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Re: The wife is trying to kill me
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07/17/11 07:32 AM
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PESCADOR12
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Who cleans the inside of you house, washes clothes, dishes, and takes care of all the bills? My wife, so I dont mind doing man things
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Re: The wife is trying to kill me
[Re: Bankside Bartman]
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07/17/11 12:20 PM
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Philpot
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"She went off to the store I poured draino into the clogged gutters it was the pipes with a bucket at the bottom 10 minutes. Took the car to Jiffy Lube 30 minutes in an air conditioned room reading an old Bassmaster magazine. Repaired the board so it matches on the fence and emptied the filter on the auto skimmer. I have spent most of the day watching a swamp people marathon. Choot em Dang it Choot!!!!!!!!! She got home I fained sun sick. She got me a dr pepper and told me to relax for the rest of the day. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Handled like a true professional!! When momma is happy, it's alot easier to rule the kingdom. Hope the fish were biting.
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Re: The wife is trying to kill me
[Re: Philpot]
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07/17/11 03:12 PM
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PESCADOR12
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Hey Philpot do you know the Allen family in Mozelle? How Lake Ivie been lately?
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Re: The wife is trying to kill me
[Re: PESCADOR12]
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07/17/11 04:45 PM
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Bankside Bartman
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I didn't catch a darned thing. But she did make breakfast this morning. Told me to take it easy today. HMMMMM I may WII Fishing with my daughter.
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Re: The wife is trying to kill me
[Re: Bankside Bartman]
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07/17/11 08:03 PM
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luvacatfight
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My wife just went fishing with me. That solved the whole problem.
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Re: The wife is trying to kill me
[Re: luvacatfight]
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07/17/11 09:43 PM
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Bankside Bartman
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My wife likes to fish just not nearly as much as I do.
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Re: The wife is trying to kill me
[Re: Bankside Bartman]
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07/17/11 10:30 PM
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PineappleMama
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She went off to the store I poured draino into the clogged gutters it was the pipes with a bucket at the bottom 10 minutes. Took the car to Jiffy Lube 30 minutes in an air conditioned room reading an old Bassmaster magazine. Repaired the board so it matches on the fence and emptied the filter on the auto skimmer. I have spent most of the day watching a swamp people marathon. Choot em Dang it Choot!!!!!!!!! She got home I fained sun sick. She got me a dr pepper and told me to relax for the rest of the day. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!  Well played. =D
Elegance lies in simplicity.
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Re: The wife is trying to kill me
[Re: PESCADOR12]
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07/18/11 12:15 AM
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Philpot
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We're more or less neighbors, well, as much neighbors as we can be living in the boondocks. Mozelle is about 10 miles west of where I live (between my house and Ivie). My kids go to Panther Creek with several Allen kids also.
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