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Re: The wife is trying to kill me [Re: dcdemons5465] #6406975 07/16/11 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted By: dcdemons5465
Holy [censored] man...if I was you I would fake a heat stroke or something and make her feel real bad...be laying in the lawn under the ladder when she comes back from shopping and be unresponsive, but thats just me.


Thats hardcore!

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Re: The wife is trying to kill me [Re: banned-account] #6407426 07/17/11 01:11 AM
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She went off to the store I poured draino into the clogged gutters it was the pipes with a bucket at the bottom 10 minutes. Took the car to Jiffy Lube 30 minutes in an air conditioned room reading an old Bassmaster magazine. Repaired the board so it matches on the fence and emptied the filter on the auto skimmer. I have spent most of the day watching a swamp people marathon. Choot em Dang it Choot!!!!!!!!! She got home I fained sun sick. She got me a dr pepper and told me to relax for the rest of the day. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: The wife is trying to kill me [Re: Bankside Bartman] #6407434 07/17/11 01:13 AM
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BTW that fat dude who hunts gators with his dog caught a big ole blue cat alligator fishing.

Re: The wife is trying to kill me [Re: Bankside Bartman] #6407558 07/17/11 01:59 AM
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Re: The wife is trying to kill me [Re: Mudshark] #6407728 07/17/11 03:18 AM
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Gutters suck. Glad my 3 year old house doesn't have them. Just last weekend, I went out and layered gravel, pea gravel and top soil in the drip line groove. The grass will grow over it. That's so much easier than getting out a ladder and I don't have the problem with mosquitoes when you get gutter sag that collects water. Guess they make sense up north where you have basements.

Change the oil, replace the board and go fishing. Put the paint off for when it's cooler.

Re: The wife is trying to kill me [Re: GaryC] #6407869 07/17/11 04:29 AM
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Re: The wife is trying to kill me [Re: catfish86] #6407993 07/17/11 06:59 AM
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Just say no.

Re: The wife is trying to kill me [Re: Kat-man-do] #6408009 07/17/11 07:32 AM
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Who cleans the inside of you house, washes clothes, dishes, and takes care of all the bills? My wife, so I dont mind doing man things

Re: The wife is trying to kill me [Re: Bankside Bartman] #6408162 07/17/11 12:20 PM
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"She went off to the store I poured draino into the clogged gutters it was the pipes with a bucket at the bottom 10 minutes. Took the car to Jiffy Lube 30 minutes in an air conditioned room reading an old Bassmaster magazine. Repaired the board so it matches on the fence and emptied the filter on the auto skimmer. I have spent most of the day watching a swamp people marathon. Choot em Dang it Choot!!!!!!!!! She got home I fained sun sick. She got me a dr pepper and told me to relax for the rest of the day. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Handled like a true professional!! When momma is happy, it's alot easier to rule the kingdom. Hope the fish were biting.


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Hey Philpot do you know the Allen family in Mozelle? How Lake Ivie been lately?

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I didn't catch a darned thing. But she did make breakfast this morning. Told me to take it easy today. HMMMMM I may WII Fishing with my daughter.

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My wife just went fishing with me. That solved the whole problem.


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Re: The wife is trying to kill me [Re: luvacatfight] #6409537 07/17/11 09:43 PM
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My wife likes to fish just not nearly as much as I do.

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Originally Posted By: Bankside Bartman
She went off to the store I poured draino into the clogged gutters it was the pipes with a bucket at the bottom 10 minutes. Took the car to Jiffy Lube 30 minutes in an air conditioned room reading an old Bassmaster magazine. Repaired the board so it matches on the fence and emptied the filter on the auto skimmer. I have spent most of the day watching a swamp people marathon. Choot em Dang it Choot!!!!!!!!! She got home I fained sun sick. She got me a dr pepper and told me to relax for the rest of the day. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!


thumb Well played. =D


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Re: The wife is trying to kill me [Re: PESCADOR12] #6410012 07/18/11 12:15 AM
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We're more or less neighbors, well, as much neighbors as we can be living in the boondocks. Mozelle is about 10 miles west of where I live (between my house and Ivie). My kids go to Panther Creek with several Allen kids also.


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