After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went in for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they'd been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week Can you do this?'

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing," replied the hubby.

That's hilarious.

Funny. I'll tell that one to the wife tonight.....

Always laugh at that one.

My wife will love this one!!

hahahahhahhahahh

but, did he catch anything?