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I have a disorder, fish on the brain
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06/10/11 02:10 PM
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Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 194
OneFishTwoFish
OP
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OP
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So i was sitting at my desk this morning between meetings and strted thinking about fishing. I decided I better go for a walk and distract myself back to work mode. As I'm walking through the building I pass a TV with a bass pro commercial on and back to fishing I go...
No matter what I do my mind just goes back to it.
My wife call it the fishing disease. She never used to believe me until my son started pointing out ponds and puddles as they are driving around during the day and telling her, I bet there's a good fish in there, or mom I've always wanted to fish there.
I'm pretty sure this is something that we are born with.....
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Re: I have a disorder, fish on the brain
[Re: OneFishTwoFish]
#6282813
06/10/11 02:20 PM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 244
basfisher2
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Outdoorsman
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It only get's worse!!!!! I have lost jobs, girlfriends, school hours, respect from my in-laws, and endless amounts of money because of those damn little green fish.........and while im on the subject "Anyone want to go fishing?"
![[Linked Image]](http://i1038.photobucket.com/albums/a464/basfisher2/BigRiverBass.jpg) "Thanks dad for always having time to take me fishing"
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Re: I have a disorder, fish on the brain
[Re: basfisher2]
#6282858
06/10/11 02:32 PM
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Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 4,423
RJF1423
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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I caught the bug myself a while back. Best disease I ever had. There ain't nothing in the world like that THUMP!
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Re: I have a disorder, fish on the brain
[Re: basfisher2]
#6282867
06/10/11 02:36 PM
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Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 20,154
Donald Harper
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I bet we could start a club. Everyone put put in an entry fee and prove the big catches you have lost because of fishing. Big catches lost would be like: Job, Wife, House, Boat and etc. At the end of the week the Tourn. Director would select the winners and issue the checks. With the economy the way it is, this could be the answer to some of our expenses of fishing.
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Re: I have a disorder, fish on the brain
[Re: Donald Harper]
#6282901
06/10/11 02:48 PM
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Joined: May 2011
Posts: 208
texaspan
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Outdoorsman
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Is it a disease or sickness. Do u think BPS has a doctor I could see while I'm there shopping.
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Re: I have a disorder, fish on the brain
[Re: Donald Harper]
#6282905
06/10/11 02:50 PM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 244
basfisher2
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Outdoorsman
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Dont worry guys.....I found the cure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The BASS patch! 
![[Linked Image]](http://i1038.photobucket.com/albums/a464/basfisher2/BigRiverBass.jpg) "Thanks dad for always having time to take me fishing"
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Re: I have a disorder, fish on the brain
[Re: basfisher2]
#6282910
06/10/11 02:51 PM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 244
basfisher2
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Outdoorsman
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Only 72 easy payments of $19.95
![[Linked Image]](http://i1038.photobucket.com/albums/a464/basfisher2/BigRiverBass.jpg) "Thanks dad for always having time to take me fishing"
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Re: I have a disorder, fish on the brain
[Re: basfisher2]
#6282964
06/10/11 03:05 PM
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Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 1,219
Choogie Chunker
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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I had one of those. Wore it on my thumb to keep the bass teeth from sandpapering it.
'91 Skeeter 200SX Yamaha 200 ................................ It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees. ................................................ I'm not old. My bobbers just float a little lower than they used to.
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Re: I have a disorder, fish on the brain
[Re: Choogie Chunker]
#6283024
06/10/11 03:21 PM
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Joined: Jun 2008
Posts: 5,435
Mike_Soriano�
TFF Celebrity
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TFF Celebrity
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preaching to the choir bro, your talking about fishing addiction to the TEXAS FISHING FORUM lol. were all obsessed.
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Re: I have a disorder, fish on the brain
[Re: Mike_Soriano�]
#6283065
06/10/11 03:38 PM
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Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 14,712
Frenzy
TFF Guru
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Step 1: Admit that you are powerless to control your urge to fish and buy more fishing gear including all that stuff you don�t need and has no chance of catching a fish; that your addiction hurts those around you; that your life has become unmanageable because of it; and that you�ve hit bottom, bankrupt, friendless, jobless, mired in dispair.
Step 2: Start to believe that only a Higher Power greater than all of us, the Fishing God, can cure this insanity.
Step 3: Make a decision to turn over your life over to the care of the Fishing God.
Step 4: Make a fearless inventory of yourself, detailing all your deficiencies and paying special attention to stashes of lures, flies and nightcrawlers that should be in the refrigerator.
Step 5: Admit first to yourself, then to the Fishing God and then to a loved one or close friend, the exact nature of your wrongdoings, out loud, shamelessly, unrestrained. That means all the laughable exaggerations about the length of your fish, the lame excuses to your spouse about why you needed a new boat or rod, and those reprehensible lies to your boss about why you weren�t coming into work.
Step 6: Ready yourself to ask the Fishing God to cleanse away all of defects in your character. And be sure to allow a lot of time for this.
Step 7: Humbly request that the Fishing God erase your shortcomings. Again, allow lots of time for this.
Step 8: Make a list of all persons you have harmed with your defects and wrongdoings and lies and become willing to make amends to all of them.
Step 9: Make direct amends to all these people. This will require even more time, at least several months.
Step 10: Should you forget and fall from grace and return to your shameful ways, commit to make amends immediately after your future misdeeds. This may add an hour or so to each day you go fishing, but it�s allowable to make amends to your fishing buddies in the saloon after a long day on the river.
Step 11: Commit to maintain your improved character and devotion to the Fishing God. Otherwise, He will continue to frown upon you and send you home fishless day after day after day.
Step 12: Have a spiritual awakening as the result of taking these steps and carry this message to other fishaholics you meet along the river or on the lake.
I do not require compensation for this program but welcome donations (mainly fishing gear, gps coords, free instructional guide trips, etc)
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Re: I have a disorder, fish on the brain
[Re: Frenzy]
#6283344
06/10/11 05:04 PM
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Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 2,277
senko 10lb
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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It's the dreams of fishing , then wondering what bait to use today and I can't even get to the lake. That's when u "I" have a problem .
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Re: I have a disorder, fish on the brain
[Re: senko 10lb]
#6283536
06/10/11 05:58 PM
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Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 522
skeeter84
Pro Angler
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Pro Angler
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I am always checking the weather reports, fishing reports, and lake conditions daily. Then of course there is always the annual trip to the sporting goods store every pay day to stock up on lures that I really don't need
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Re: I have a disorder, fish on the brain
[Re: Mike_Soriano�]
#6283550
06/10/11 06:03 PM
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Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 6,749
Jersey Dan
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Guido
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preaching to the choir bro, your talking about fishing addiction to the TEXAS FISHING FORUM lol. were all obsessed. +1. I have met a lot of sick people on here, with the same addiction as me.
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Re: I have a disorder, fish on the brain
[Re: Jersey Dan]
#6283568
06/10/11 06:08 PM
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Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 2,150
bsouth401
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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I saw it on here somewhere, I think. "The Weak Call it an Obsession. The Strong Call it Dedication"
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Re: I have a disorder, fish on the brain
[Re: bsouth401]
#6283621
06/10/11 06:27 PM
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Joined: May 2011
Posts: 559
Lance_Wallen
Pro Angler
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Pro Angler
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We should form a support group.
20 bucks to join the group.
We'll meet every couple of weeks on a random lake and go battle our addiction, whoever fails the worst and ends up with the most fish gets all the money as a consolance.
2011 Fish Eagle Mountain Lake: Sandbass x33; PB 1.0lb 13inch. LMB x3; dinks. Benbrook Lake: Hybrid Bass x2; 5.05lb,2.5lb. Sandbass x3; small. Lake Tahoe: Mackinaw Trout x3; 6lb, 4lb, 3lb. Truckee River: Rainbow Trout x1; too small to weigh. San Francisco Bay: Leopard Shark x3; 15lb, 8lb, 7lb.
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