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Re: Caught by the Game Warden
[Re: King_Fisher]
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04/15/11 01:14 AM
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Golden Ghost
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A man was stopped by the game warden on Lake Lewisville with two buckets of fish. The game warden says to the man, "I'm going to need to see your fishing license." The man replied to the game warden, "I don't have a fishing license. Don't need one either, because I haven't been fishing." "What do you mean, you haven't been fishing?" says the Game Warden. "Well sir, you see, these here are my pet fish." says the man. "Pet fish?!" the warden replies. "Yes, sir. Every night I bring these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home." "That's a bunch of bull! Fish can't do that!" The man looks at the game warden for a moment, and then says, "Well these fish sure can. Here, I'll show you. It took me years to train them to do this." "Okay, this I HAVE to see!!" The game warden is really curious now. The man pours the fish into the lake and stands there and waits. After several minutes, the game warden turns to the man and says "Well?" "Well, What?" the man responds. "Well, when are you going to call them back?" the game warden says. "Call who back?" the man asks. "The FISH." "Fish, what fish?"...... Love that joke!
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Re: Caught by the Game Warden
[Re: Golden Ghost]
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04/15/11 01:16 AM
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King_Fisher
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A man was stopped by the game warden on Lake Lewisville with two buckets of fish. The game warden says to the man, "I'm going to need to see your fishing license." The man replied to the game warden, "I don't have a fishing license. Don't need one either, because I haven't been fishing." "What do you mean, you haven't been fishing?" says the Game Warden. "Well sir, you see, these here are my pet fish." says the man. "Pet fish?!" the warden replies. "Yes, sir. Every night I bring these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home." "That's a bunch of bull! Fish can't do that!" The man looks at the game warden for a moment, and then says, "Well these fish sure can. Here, I'll show you. It took me years to train them to do this." "Okay, this I HAVE to see!!" The game warden is really curious now. The man pours the fish into the lake and stands there and waits. After several minutes, the game warden turns to the man and says "Well?" "Well, What?" the man responds. "Well, when are you going to call them back?" the game warden says. "Call who back?" the man asks. "The FISH." "Fish, what fish?"...... Love that joke! Joke?? What joke?
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Re: Caught by the Game Warden
[Re: King_Fisher]
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04/15/11 04:12 AM
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young cat
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Re: Caught by the Game Warden
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04/15/11 03:54 PM
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KrazyFish
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-=Stop teasing me or I'll put a hook in your upper lip=- -= FEAR NO FISH=-
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Re: Caught by the Game Warden
[Re: KrazyFish]
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04/15/11 04:49 PM
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crappie-mark
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that's funny right there i don't care who ya are
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Re: Caught by the Game Warden
[Re: King_Fisher]
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04/16/11 02:33 AM
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TDDNT
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May i add second Game Warden story. Game Warden Joke # 2.
A couple of boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels.
After about a half mile, the boy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin' license, little man!" the Warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.
"Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes, sir," replied the young man, "but my friend back there, well.... he don't have one."
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Re: Caught by the Game Warden
[Re: TDDNT]
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04/16/11 04:20 AM
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BASSIC
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Love the first one +10 , Super funny !
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Re: Caught by the Game Warden
[Re: BASSIC]
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04/16/11 04:30 AM
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gotreal formerly known as getreal
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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in Northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out and get some sun. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies. (thinking, isn't it obvious.)
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading"
"Yes but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you can start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am, " and he left..........
yup   if ye aint been skunked, ye aint been fishing! <<al einstene IAMCOUNTRY texas made lures. getcha some
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Re: Caught by the Game Warden
[Re: gotreal formerly known as getreal]
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04/16/11 01:34 PM
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BaffinBay
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Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was. "Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line broke and the fish got away." "Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off." "But that's just what I did, mommy."
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