A man was stopped by the game warden on Lake Lewisville with two buckets of fish. The game warden says to the man, "I'm going to need to see your fishing license."

The man replied to the game warden, "I don't have a fishing license. Don't need one either, because I haven't been fishing."

"What do you mean, you haven't been fishing?" says the Game Warden.

"Well sir, you see, these here are my pet fish." says the man.

"Pet fish?!" the warden replies.

"Yes, sir. Every night I bring these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of bull! Fish can't do that!"

The man looks at the game warden for a moment, and then says, "Well these fish sure can. Here, I'll show you. It took me years to train them to do this."

"Okay, this I HAVE to see!!" The game warden is really curious now.

The man pours the fish into the lake and stands there and waits.

After several minutes, the game warden turns to the man and says "Well?"

"Well, What?" the man responds.

"Well, when are you going to call them back?" the game warden says.

"Call who back?" the man asks.

"The FISH."

"Fish, what fish?"......

had me going for a bit

I loled

nice...

That was a good one.

That was funny NO PROOF

Was his name Roy D Mercer? Sounds like something he would say.lol.

Pretty good one.

Thats pretty funny

ill send my wife down there to get those fish!!

i giggled a little

Nice!!

That's funny right there.